Apparently, another thing I'm chock-full of is not knowing stuff
This was 'Catching Elephant', a theme by This Guy
You know what sucks about life not being a John Hughes movie, apart from the lack of spontaneous musicals? You don’t get the girl just because she’s in love with you.
Life gets in the way.
So instead, you get to watch her flirt and make out with strangers, while you have incredibly realistic nightmares about her boyfriend torturing you.
Super.