Apparently, another thing I'm chock-full of is not knowing stuff
As apposed to anything else I’ve ever written in here.
There’s a party at Ze Cave, do you want to come?
Your answer should be no. Ze Farja will be Farjaring and the nightmare inducer will be inducing (fun fact for those playing at home; I didn’t have a nightmare all week til last night. Props to me and all that jazz.)
So I decided that one hour of sleep was simply not enough to deal with the fuckery I’m going to expose myself to, and promptly took a nap.
When I say promptly I mean I lay down for three hours then fell into something resembling unconsciousness.
Half and hour passes and suddenly “Alex! You have to take me to the supermarket and buy me a cucumber! Hurry up we’re late!”
So now I am awake, my hair is full of secrets and I have purchased a cucumber and a jar of olives.