The Slappee

Fucking horrible.

This scene ruined what little enjoyment I got out of this film.

My expectations were far too high, I know this is going to make me sound like some pompous scene kid, but it was just commercialised pulp for the masses.

I could deal with the look at mee look at mee I’m in 3D look at all these scenes that are only here for the 3D gimmick, arent they pretty?!

I could deal with the almost complete lack of story line

I could deal with The Tim Burton Daddy Issuse Express

I could most definitely deal with Johnny Depp being written into every scene for no particular reason.

But .. this dance, was just .. awful.

And they built up to it, and tried to make the audience excited for it.

This dance was the fucking climax.

No climax should look like that.

Well .. not in a movie anyway.