The Slappee

metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

I identify as a horse and this arouses me.

brony-stark:

lebanesetana:

shimatsuken:

fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

or make a winter coat out of someone’s skin

what

#boy that escalated quickly

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

unfunnywhitegirl:

bat that lives in my apartment update: there is still very much a bat that lives in my apartment