The Slappee

May 2012

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precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

May 30, 201280,501 notes

• My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

May 30, 201268,715 notes

I cannot go through that again.
More importantly, I cannot watch you go through that again.

May 29, 2012

#le sighface

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abuserr:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither did she

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#alpacaface

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May 27, 20121,243 notes

I was just reminded of someones existence. Apparently we’re Facebook friends.
In high school I was openly not invited to their birthday party because I was too crazy.

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