I’m in love with a gypsy.
Oh, woe is me,
and you would know my pain, if you’d ever loved a gypsy
I’m in love with a gypsy.
I never know where she is.
I never know if she wants to be touched, if she wants to be kissed.
She never calls, she never writes, she always shows up in the middle of the night.
Oh the irony, I’ve been captured by a gypsy.
So don’t think that I’m pushing you away, when you’re the one that I’ve kept closest.
I believe in for today
I just want to know that you’re okay
‘Cause I believe in breathing just for today
I just want to know that you’re okay
I can hear ze farjas alarm going off
I can also hear ze farja snoring away.
I seriously don’t know why he bothers, if he can sleep through that he can sleep through anything.
A fog horn wouldn’t wake him.
is quite possibly the worst thing my phone has ever said to me.
I was just balls deep in a traffic jam on the freeway. My head is throbbing, literally throbbing, I can see my glasses moving along with my heart beat. Anyway, for about an hour I was stuck behind a little green car with a Jesus fish on the back, and the whole time all I could think was “where’s your God now?”
The cure, pepito, cold beer, swanky couch, happiness.
Today I was thinking about lesbians. I was like how the fuck do they have sex all the time when theres double the amounts of periods to have, and then I remembered that because girls are fucking weird our vaginas talk to each other and if you are around certain girls for a majority of time you will get your period at the same time as one another.
IT IS WITH THIS THEORY THAT I CONCLUDE THAT GOD(OR WHATEVER) APPROVES OF LESBIANS BECAUSE HE GAVE FEMALES THE CAPABILITY TO GET PERIODS AT THE SAME TIME MERELY BECAUSE THEY’RE AROUND EACH OTHERS SEXY SELVES.
Hearts A Mess - Gotye
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye (feat. Kimbra)
“You’re doing a good job, keep that gobble squishy!”
My back really hurt all of a sudden and I kind of yelled out in pain, but then I realised I had been in my room alone for ages moaning, so I tried to stifle my agony, and it just sounded more suss.
