July 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Amanda Palmer (4)
Regina Spektor (2)
Radiohead (2)
Violent Femmes (2)
Panic! At the Disco (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Why does my tumblr think that all my posts were...
How long have I been sitting out here?!
So the main reason I went to coles today is...
jasonxcore:
Guess what I forgot?
I am here, I’m just watching you from afar,like a guardian angel, or a paedofile. ALSO, it’s not like I miss you or anything, but I saw freezercats in the milkbar and simply *had* to buy them.
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Anonymous asked: <p>do you masturbate?</p>
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It's days like this that make me feel lonely
It’s so unbelievably pretty outside, so I’m sitting out here, with my honey crumpets and my passion fruit green tea, just enjoying how peaceful it is, but I’m doing it alone because everyone I know is asleep.
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Oh no
I’ve got that “I am actually dying” feeling again. I used to tell myself health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die, and that would make me feel better. Like, everyone else is dying too, they’re just being boring about it. Way to take so long, everyone else. Gosh.
But no, not this time. Now I feel bad. I have people who love me. They legitimately love...
Hahaha, I just remembered what I was looking for...
and then I found it..
peoplesaytimesfly:
What happens if something happens to all the clocks on the world and they’re all reset
I mean ALL of them
What happens then
How do we know what time it is
Conversations what actually happened in real life
A: Did you have a pleasant moaning, I mean .. morning?
B: Hahaha, fuck you
A: You know you vaant to
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Dear Alex,
jasonxcore:
I was just doing some study, and I worked out why I had never heard of Malta! One of Carmen Sandiego’s henchmen stole it years ago!
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I'm bored
I need to make friends with some people who are actually awake during the day. It’s so nice outside and I have no one to share it with.
Thank the lord for scarf weather
It’s like when someone’s standing on your shoelace, they can’t even feel it, but you’re stuck there.
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oh what on earth did I do?
You're kind of a cunt
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Frustration is so frustrating
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I walked into a door, smashed the glass, and received two free drinks from security.
I should break things more often.
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ugh
everything is frustrating
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-10) →
Queens Of The Stone Age (22)
The White Stripes (9)
At the Drive-In (7)
Amy Winehouse (6)
Sex Pistols (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I have this terrible habit of being kissed by...
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
It’s probably also the only step I’m going to take.
oh, I like it here
llamas and coconuts and whore wars, oh my!
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being here just upsets me now
but being there is worse
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You're not dying, you just can't think of anything...
jakeschreyer:
Tell someone you’re afraid to leave the house. Their solution? Leave the house and go to McDonald’s.
Yeah, not really… not going to happen.
you are legit turning in to me.
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Oh how I love being an after thought and a ride...
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I'm the kind of person you stay friends with even...
Hahaha aww, the amount of giggleface I had was astonishing
"I'm like a slug, a sluggy mermaid, just slugging...
jakeschreyer:
Dad came home just now and he was like: “Oh where were you tonight? All your friends were there. You should’ve come. Were you just sitting here all night? You do realise all your friends were there, yeah?” and I just laughed. Like, woah, what an incentive to leave my room.
As if seeing me isn’t the greatest incentive in the universe!
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So, I don't mean to brag or anything
but I totally almost passed out at a shoe exhibit, full of judgemental, middle-aged, artfags in Fitzroy.
I went deaf, everything was getting blurry and then the blurs started getting dark, I had tunnel vision, and instead of there being a light at the end, the was just a smudgey darkness.
So that was fun.
I’m sick of most everyone.
Really, there is only one person that I can think of who doesn’t annoy me.
My tolerance for the general population has just plummeted.
That’s probably preeety bad. I should get that checked out.
Or maybe they should, I mean, they’re the annoying ones, I’m just an innocent bystander, caught up in their whirlwind of fuckery.
Yes,...
God damn I love grinspoon.
love
peoplesaytimesfly:
Why do people say “till” instead of “‘til” because they are wrong when they say that
Till Noun:Boulder clay or other unstratified sediment deposited by melting glaciers or ice sheets. Verb:Prepare and cultivate (land) for crops.
‘til is just a shortening of until which is what you mean when you say “till” most of the time so just start saying ‘til please.
Till 1 and until...
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MEATBALL SOUP
schim:
failuretoland:
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failuretoland:
YOU’RE GOING TO EAT MY MEATBALLS AND YOU’RE GOING TO ENJOY IT.
I WILL DO NO SUCH FUCKING THING.
YOU MAKE ME SO SAD
YOUR BALLS AREN’T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY MOUTH.
IT’S NOT YOU.
IT’S YOUR BALLS.
YOU MAKE ME.
SO SAD.
IF I FUCKING TASTE THEM WILL YOU...
roger-explosion:
Shaun Micallef - The Lady Is A...