May 2011
We fail to represent We fail to be content We fail at everything we ever even try to attempt
I'm full.
But I’m hungry.
And thirsty.
I need custard.
It’s so very foggy out there.
The fog smells like banana milk.
It’s too cold for quik, silly fog.
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There is a glow in the dark spot on my curtain.
I don’t know where it came from, how long it’s been there, or what it wants.
All’s I know is I want it gone.
“Let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of the heavens dance...”
– Khalil Gibran (The Prophet)
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Exploding is just as prohibited as imploding
Oh my.
“My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so...”
– Douglas Adams
Everyone I know just sleeps all the time.
Sleep sleep sleep forever.
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jasonxcore replied to your chat: (11:08:26 PM) jasonalex: knock knock (11:08:31…
Tou deserve to die an awful death, please make your last words be good ones, and don’t be all cliché and say “The Letter P” or “Pimps and Hoes”
jasonxcore replied to your chat: (11:09:42 PM) jasonalex: first you ruin my…
*bothered
I was going to say “fuck you, Kinky Jason” .. but that...
jasonalex: first you ruin my joke
jasonalex: now msn is broken
jasonalex: you are really stupid
Alex: YOURE BAACK!
Alex: Oh you're yelling at me
Alex: I didn't miss you anymore
jasonalex: ahahahha
jasonalex: well the point of all this is that I was going to say that I was leaving
Alex: so ... you came online to tell me that you were going offline?
jasonalex: yes, pretty much
Alex: I .. see.
Alex: who's there?
jasonalex: disco
Alex: disco who?
jasonalex: disconnected.
Alex: that .. I shouldn't have even bothered
jasonalex: knock knock
Alex: come in
jasonalex: I was at the beach today, and I would like to point out at no point did I have any desire to eat the sand
jasonxcore replied to your post: I’m drinking my banana quik, eating my banana…
this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I love you Kinky Jason.
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I’m drinking my banana quik, eating my banana yoghurt, with my bananas in pyjamas tea spoon, whilst weating my banana tie.. on my head.
Time freezes and you feel good.
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I was just complaining to myself about how loud it was and how I wish everyone would just shut the fuck up.
Then I realised that it was 4 in the morning, I was the only person awake, and that the noise was all in my head.
Oh, bed. why did I ever leave thee?
Stephen Fry: Erm, but perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her "Eve". And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.
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I'm not sleepy
but I couldn’t think of anything better to do, so I went to bed.
Non stop excitement over here.
jasonalex: I have class in the morning, and I... →
jasonxcore:
I have class in the morning, and I should be asleep already, but everyone keeps talking and I can’t get to sleep and whatever, but none of that is the point. I had to get up and log back into the internet because I just made a ridiculously important discovery.
My legs made static on my blanket…
The headthing of this is the cutest thing ever. The headthing of your legs.....
Water knees
(9:57:36 PM) Jayden: thing is… i realy want you… sexually… lol
What an amazing pick up line, how has he not got all of the ladies?
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You know when you send a text, and as soon as you hut send you realise how stupid it is, and you just want to catch all the letters before they reach their target?
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I need a' likes to talk at four thirty AM' buddy
I don't know what your face looks like.
