February 2011
My head hurts.
Actually my everything hurts.
so. many. bites.
Back on the couch. I plan to reach bed status in the not too distant future.
Maybe?
hopefully?
oh oh oh I went to Evelyn Evelyn last night and Amanda Palmer gabe me a beer, and then spilt her beer on me, and then I went out with Jason webley! good times.
I’m sick of being out, but I don’t want to go home.
this is terrible
Haha, oh wow, that text conversation wasn’t actually a dream.
The things you learn when you charge your phone.
You know what happens when you put all those hopes back down?
Everything becomes fantastic.
You know what happens when you get your hopes up?
Nothing.
- jasonalex: "oh jason, don't dance in public, stop pulling your shirt over your head when you have to cross the road in the rain, can't you even use an escalator" NO STUPID FRIENDS, I CANNOT USE AN ESCALATOR, BECAUSE ALL OF THE ESCALATORS IN THE CITY ARE STUPID STAIR ONES, INSTEAD OF FLAT ONES AND THEY MAKE ME FALL OVER ALL THE TIME
- Alex: YOU ARE THE CUTEST PERSON ALIVE
- jasonalex: also, google street view should be allowed to drive through the mall
- Alex: hahahahahaha
- jasonalex: the fire brigade can, every fucking day, why can't google?
- Alex: because then no one would go to the mall .. they would just look at it on google
- jasonalex: noone goes to the mall to look at it
- jasonalex: they go there to… buy things, and listen to all the people play music
- jasonalex: I like it when the band comes… like the one with trumpets
- jasonalex: and they play things like when the saints come marching in
- jasonalex: and I want to dance but everyone gets mad at me for being embarrasing
- Alex: oh
Why don't you like me?
Why don’t you like me?
I hate myself so much sometimes
49 seconds in and I’m already crying.
This is completely pathetic.
