Actually my everything hurts.
Back on the couch. I plan to reach bed status in the not too distant future.
oh oh oh I went to Evelyn Evelyn last night and Amanda Palmer gabe me a beer, and then spilt her beer on me, and then I went out with Jason webley! good times.
I’m sick of being out, but I don’t want to go home.
this is terrible
Haha, oh wow, that text conversation wasn’t actually a dream.
The things you learn when you charge your phone.
Everything becomes fantastic.
- jasonalex: "oh jason, don't dance in public, stop pulling your shirt over your head when you have to cross the road in the rain, can't you even use an escalator" NO STUPID FRIENDS, I CANNOT USE AN ESCALATOR, BECAUSE ALL OF THE ESCALATORS IN THE CITY ARE STUPID STAIR ONES, INSTEAD OF FLAT ONES AND THEY MAKE ME FALL OVER ALL THE TIME
- Alex: YOU ARE THE CUTEST PERSON ALIVE
- jasonalex: also, google street view should be allowed to drive through the mall
- Alex: hahahahahaha
- jasonalex: the fire brigade can, every fucking day, why can't google?
- Alex: because then no one would go to the mall .. they would just look at it on google
- jasonalex: noone goes to the mall to look at it
- jasonalex: they go there to… buy things, and listen to all the people play music
- jasonalex: I like it when the band comes… like the one with trumpets
- jasonalex: and they play things like when the saints come marching in
- jasonalex: and I want to dance but everyone gets mad at me for being embarrasing
- Alex: oh
Why don’t you like me?
49 seconds in and I’m already crying.
This is completely pathetic.