December 2011
properwicked replied to your post: When I used to go to Amanda Palmer gigs by myself…
Bitch we’re gonna have a good time when we do things together so shut ya trap
I wasn’t talking about you, ya fool. I was actually very proud of how quickly you got ready.
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So, Amanda Palmer signed my boobs.
I saw two and a half songs, and one short story and i am happy.
I wish all my friends had tumblr, so that when they were angry at me I could at least read about whatever it is that I did.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
She & Him (19)
Bright Eyes (14)
Danny Elfman (8)
Reel Big Fish (3)
Amy Winehouse (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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So Merenie gave me an opening sentence and I wrote...
The Man in the Hat
“The air was fresh and satly”, thought the old man.”This is the life, even if this is only a moment.” No one knew exactly how old he was, not even him. He thought he remembered losing his memory about twenty years ago, but all the years melted together so it was hard to say. He lived in a constant state of remembering that he had forgotten something,...
I have ideas but as soon as I go to put them to paper slash screen they seem like the stupidest thing anyone has ever thought of .. or I can’t think of how to start, even my dot points seem utterly pointless.
Get over it.
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Dear diary,
today Jake and I sang along to Amanda Palmer together, it was the best moment of my life. If I could capture that moment and liquefy it, I would bathe in it twice a day. I’ve been waiting for this for ten years, it was all I could have ever dreamed for and more. I never wanted him to leave the car, the fact that he did was more than heartbreaking. I feel like my life has no purpose after...
I was looking for a record player and I get
Hat Box
Ideal for storing that special hat
Trifle
justsupergood:
I fucking love trifle. Whose idea was it to put all these things I love separately and put them together on one bowl? It just works so well. But that’s what we had for dinner and I had such a big serving I think I’m about to die.
I hate you kinky Jason
My day has consisted of eggnog and Dr Who. It’s been a pretty good day.
I have the words “I love you” spinning around my head and I’ve no idea of where to put them.
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
Oh, he’s racist, that just makes him so much more attractive, totally see what she sees in him now.
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Anonymous asked: <p>I’m sorry I stole your username. I like it ever so much and I’ve begun using it in daily conversation. I’ll give you a sneak peek of what a post about you might look like: there’s a very nice looking boy who sometimes posts pictures of himself and if you go to his site and append the url with /tagged/me you too can see the pictures! and he makes...
I woke up laughing again.
At least my subconscious is having a good time.
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ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
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Cool, everything is cool, I love everyone and don’t wish a fiery death upon any of them.
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One of the street signs for my street is spelt...
justsupergood:
The council here literally doesn’t even know how to spell the names of it’s own streets.
#it’s funny because my mother still has to ask me how to spell my middle name
If Christianity is a relationship with Jesus,...
“Tomorrow, you promise yourself, will be different, yet, tomorrow is too often a...”
– James T. McCay
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via marxisforbros)
pah:
if you’re happy and you know it, think again
*clap* *clap*
My banana is trapped!
Lisseth took the codral with her, but left the empty box here. Presumably to trick me into thinking I was going to live through the night.
“I know sex workers with more feminism in their clit rings than you’ve got in...”
– Dear Coke Talk (via marxisforbros)
hahaha
oh dear god I want to die.
