The Slappee

ashesonqueenstreet:

Realising you’re home alone:

Blasting out music full volume:

Eating junk food:

Hear a noise up/downstairs:

Get a weapon ready:

Turns out it was a cat:

Someone comes home earlier than expected:

allyouneedisfire:

• what are you doing?
• why would you use internet explorer
• oh my god you type so slow
• let me type
• no you spelled it wrong
• you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
• don’t you even know your own password?
• caps lock is on, moron.
• why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
• SCROLL DOWN
• i wish i were dead
• HURRY UP
• ……….
• get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it !

yes

And I love how he will be able to only see the start of this

but he wont know what the rest of it says

and really .. it says notihng and is completely pointless

but he cant see that and that amuses me more than it probably should

Also, nightmare on elm street is really fucking good

its the kind of horror movie that I really really love

and not the kind that actually really scares me

I can’t think of a movie that does actually scare me now that I think about it

but im always worried that they will

I think the anticipation is always scarier than the movie

I think the scariest movie ever would just be like … really vague faces that are there the whole time that you only just notice at the last second .. and backwards music

omg ugghh

backwards music is just so horrible

and there was that geekyard when they played the beatles backward .. that was the worst

and just as they were playing that all the lights out the front turned on and I had my window open

and it was the scariest thing ever

AND I CANEE MAKE MY HEADVOISE STOP SOUNDING LIKE SOOKIE!

sarahthevampyrslyr:

mypatronusisyou

I don’t think people who wear turbans are terrorists. That’s just rude and ridiculous.

I do think they’re Voldemort, though.

Its like, “Buddy, I don’t think you’re hiding bombs or weapons under your shirt. But do think you’re hiding Voldemort at the back of your head. I know how this shit works, I’ve read Philosopher’s Stone, now fess up.”

Its all fun and games until Voldemort comes out of someone’s turban. Then its just