July 2010
Gain follower overnight, post, lose said follower.
-the-architect:
Jason is going through all the things I have...
jasonalex: it's concerning how much content appears when i search "lets go have sex" on your tumblr
I'm face: hahahahahahahaha WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THAT?
jasonalex: why not?
I'm face: no .. but .. I dont understand why you would feel the need to search that
I'm face: hahahahaha
jasonalex: going through your likes now
I'm face: oh
I'm face: you do that
jasonalex: yep
jasonalex: don't feel uncomfortable
jasonalex: i'm sure it's not disgusting
I'm face: hahahaha
jasonalex: okay
jasonalex: here is some kissing
jasonalex: here is.. an octopus
I'm face: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jasonalex: here is #enlarge for nipples
jasonalex: .... okay
I'm face: What?
I'm face: hahahahahahahahaha
jasonalex: here is a dolphin?
jasonalex: i think
I'm face: a dolphin?
jasonalex: hey baby wanna see my dorsal fin?
I'm face: hahahahahahaha
I'm face: dorsal fin
I'm face: hahahahaha
jasonalex: here is beiber
jasonalex: beiber.
jasonalex: beiber
I'm face: beiber?
jasonalex: beiber.
jasonalex: here is somethign lame
jasonalex: here is a distubing picture of september 11
jasonalex: here is a baby
jasonalex: here is sexual intercouse
jasonalex: didn't see that coming
I'm face: hahahahahahahaha
jasonalex: here is a robotic tongue
jasonalex: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
jasonalex: A;EWR;AWE;ROJAEOWIRA;OIEJR;AOIJRE;OAIJER;OAIJER;OIAJERO;JAEWO;RJ
jasonalex: FUCK YOU
jasonalex: FUCKYOU SO AO;WER;OAIWJER'
jasonalex: I HATE YOU
jasonalex: YOU BITHC
I'm face: ahahahahaha what?
jasonalex: YOU FUCKING BITCH
jasonalex: THERE IS SCARY THINGS IN HERE
jasonalex: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I'm face: I dont even know what you are talking about
I'm face: but hahahahahaha
jasonalex: NO
jasonalex: ITS SCARY
jasonalex: AND THERW WAS 3 OF THEM
jasonalex: ALL AFTER EACH OTHER
jasonalex: AND THEY WERE DISTUBING
jasonalex: I WANT TO SHOW YOUTHEM
jasonalex: BUT
jasonalex: I CAN'T
jasonalex: GO BACK NEAR THEM
jasonalex: OH DEAR
I'm face: hahahahahahaa
jasonalex: ARGH I SAW ONE FOR A SSECOND
jasonalex: OHHHHH SHIT
jasonalex: ALEX
jasonalex: WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU LIKE THINGS LIKE THAT
jasonalex: YOU NEED TO SEE A COUNCELLOR
jasonalex: YOU ARE FUCKED UP
I'm face: what were they?
jasonalex: scary
jasonalex: and blue
jasonalex: and green
jasonalex: and scary
jasonalex: and black
jasonalex: i have to walk in the darkness
jasonalex: to the bathrooom
jasonalex: to have a shower now
jasonalex: and then walk abackk
jasonalex: and i could die
jasonalex: and it would be your fault
I'm face: hahahaha .. I'm sorry
I'm face: hhahhahahahaaha
jasonalex: there is hair all over my laptop
jasonalex: where did that come from
jasonalex: point is
jasonalex: ugh
jasonalex: jesus
For some reason this made me laugh .. but .. it...
jasonalex: OMG
jasonalex: MSN!
jasonalex: I'S ALIVE!
I'm face: hello
jasonalex: IT'AJR;AJR'J!
I'm face: oh
jasonalex: evening
I'm face: IT'AJR;AJR'J!
jasonalex: that is the new standard greeting procedure
jasonalex: didn't you get the memo?
I'm face: I never get the memo.
jasonalex: you are probably too closely associated with jake
I'm face: but
jasonalex: you know what though
jasonalex: what>
I'm face: what
I'm face: oh
I'm face: I dont remember =D
jasonalex: hahahha
jasonalex: oh well i was going to be all "age before beauty"
jasonalex: hahahhahahah
jasonalex: mum does that to me all the time :(
jasonalex: wait
jasonalex: no
jasonalex: that doesn't work
I'm face: but that doesnt work]
jasonalex: in works in this situation
I'm face: yeah
I'm face: no
jasonalex: maybe someone else did it
I'm face: what?
jasonalex: i dont know
jasonalex: point is
I'm face: hahaha
jasonalex: sometimes i think
jasonalex: that my hair only exists
I'm face: no you dont
jasonalex: to make my ears uncomfortable every now and then
jasonalex: and just... be all
jasonalex: not nice
I'm face: oh
jasonalex: and i like ignoring your meanness
I'm face: you never ignore it
jasonalex: you never
jasonalex: are
jasonalex: cool
jasonalex: so
jasonalex: take that
I'm face: I took
I'm face: it
jasonalex: congratulations
I'm face: thanks
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i hate it when a badge comes up on thunderbird...
jasonxcore:
and then i go to thunderbird and it’s just like “TheSlappee has reblogged your post”
and I’m all like “what else is new?”
and it’s all like “oh some spambot added you on twitter”
and I’m all like… pissed off cause no one cares about those things. Especially me.
But I didn’t even reblog your post
Except for right now
This is me reblogggging your post
oh, look, you got a...
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jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore…
fuck you! also, yes there is a show called blankety blanks, they have it on comedy sometimes. it’s old and australian and has that guy in it.. you know.. king of comedy.. berts mate? AND OMG I LOVE BUBBLES AND HER ACCENT! OGMOGMOGM! you dirty slut.
But it can’t be Australian because why would Bubble be...
jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore…
hahahha i like the blankety blank blanks in there, they add a nice touch. ahhahahah that reminds me once this old lady came up and said “you remind me of my grandson because your hair and how you dress” so thats… something. also… you probably are
Wow, her grandson must be really ugly.
ZING
I think there was a...
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that’s my favorite part too. and shut up as if you would know, i’m always funny. and everyone loves being mean to me it’s terrible. and hahahah, okay… i was probably not aware of that… so that’s … good. and HAHAHAH you are jake, you really are.
You were most definitely not aware of that because it wasn’t on...
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ugh. fine. whatever. shutup. also. hahah. and hahahhaha, i love it when everyones like “Your shit i hate you” and i’ts like ‘Yeah well you’re pathetic because you follow me” point is, SHUT UP! and also…. nope. i had something funny but i forgot it
My favourite part of this is “also. hahah. and...
jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore…
were you going to say “i’m gay”. probably, so stfu bitch. and i’m sure you do.. and something witty. go away.
Dear Tumblr, i’m gay
=O
and something wittier. BAM!
No you. You’re the one commenting on all my posts, stalker. Gosh LEAVE ME ALONE JASON.
Exceptnotreally, I’m rather enjoying this,...
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jasonxcore replied to your post: jasonxcore replied to your post: lauracasillas…
FUCK YOU ALEX =D hahahhah i love it when.. oh… not going to go there. point is i hate you.
WERE YOU GOING TO SAY “I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE FUCK YOU”??????????????
So do I, Jason. So do I. ;]
jasonxcore replied to your post: lauracasillas replied to your post: lauracasillas…
OMG I’VE HAD STUFF THAT IS SORTA LIKE THAT BEFORE! IT’S AMAZING!
No one cares Jason.
=D
Hahahahaha I love it when no one cares about you.
Naww =]
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it’s pronounced casiyas…. cas-ee-yas. casillas. hehe the tingling part is the best part…then it goes to to the worst when the pain hits.
Like tortillas.
There was some kids breakfast show that I used to watch, that was supposed to be semi-educational, and they had a cooking segment and they would...
Tonight some dude asked for a simple definition of...
mikeypizzle:
my response was this.
A faux intellectual who dresses like a character from The Great Gatsby…
my answer itself was hipster…SO META!
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lauracasillas replied to your post: lauracasillas replied to your post: Am I boring you yet? haha I love stuff that leaves you feeling numb, don’t you? no matter what kind of numb feeling it is. It’s just… idk… great.
Hahaha, for some reason I always read your name as laura castles, and then there are...
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the flavor or the numbing? lol
Haha, the numbing, the flavour is pretty gross.
I am enjoying the fact that these are all called “lauracasillas replied to your post: lauracasillas replied to your post: lauracasillas…”
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i love the taste of that stuff… wierd? it’s like cherry. lol
Mine isn’t cherry flavoured .. its .. medicine flavoured.
Sadface.
But, it’s still amazing, just not cherry amazing
lauracasillas replied to your post: lauracasillas replied to your post: Ze mutter is…
do they numb your throat!! i love that. :D
No, but she gave me this crazy spay stuff. You spray it on your throat and it goes numb .. it is amazing!
lauracasillas replied to your post: Ze mutter is making me go to the doctors in the…
i hate the smell of doctors’ offices. ughh Nonetheless, hope you’re alright, k? [;
I’m dandy. She didn’t really do anything other than tell me that I have a sore throat ..
And I was like .. I already knew that, but thanks anyway.
She gave me magic pills and apparently I will stop being all...
I don't think you understand...
storeboughtapathy:
mmmistake:
I hate people. I hate crowds. I am socially anxious, especially when I don’t have any friends or parents with me. I think I’m going to die inside.
the-girlieshow:
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Ze mutter is making me go to the doctors in the morning. Its so weird they actually believe I’m sick, in fact I got yelled at for not telling anyone I was sick. But, that is a whole other post that will probably never happen, so don’t worry, you wont have to waste any time scrolling past it. I have some newfangled lady doctor, doctoress if you will, so unless Dr Thompson went to his...
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jasonxcore:
theslappee:
jasonxcore:
haha, alex is mental.
she just posted the exact thing twice… but with like several hours between
My tumblr app doesn’t work
Shut up I hate you
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
maybe it’s so hard for you to breath because you’re down in a little toolshed, he made us suffer, sweet satan
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jasonxcore:
haha, alex is mental.
she just posted the exact thing twice… but with like several hours between
My tumblr app doesn’t work
Shut up I hate you
Hahaha Liz is mental, she just messaged me to say she saw some guy I used to like when I was in year 9. I had forgotten about him completely but she still recognized him, even though “He has a porn star moustache, plugs and his hair is DISGUSTING. Shaved around the back and sides and still black, top long and bleached. He looks a treat.” Hahaha I have fantastic taste in men.
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Dear Tumblr, today I checked my emails to find...
Once upon a time, that time being today, I checked my emails to find that Jason had written a lovely story for me in my ask box. My favourite part of the story was when Jason asked me “Hey baby, wanna see my twat”? The answer is no, no I do not.
The end.
rippedofflabels:
flickflickflicker:
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“Yep. Go near my best friend and i’ll slit your cunting throat you little emo...”
– HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
I’ve gone through the whole bottle of demazin in a week. That’s probably not all that great. I don’t want to go to the doctors though. Dr Thompson is creepy and I hate him and his stethoscope and the stupid light on his head and the creepy way he licks his lips and drools all the fucking time. Hopefully he is dead by now and there is some new specialist who wont recommend I go...
Well, that’s a silly way to do things Gmail.very very silly
I just remembered there was someone there tonight...
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Hey there, I had a dream in which Jake called me...
And then about 3 hours later I checked my phone and found out that it wasnt a dream and it actually really happened.
So .. there’s that.
"I'm Blue" played backwards. →
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
holl-mark:
-parkinglotchild:
night-0wl:
adjectival:
onetwothreefourfight:stray-kat
wut
i want to die.
that’s scary bro
Crying
This song used to scare me when I was a kid, I never knew why.
My computer froze and I decided that clicking everywhere would rectify the problem and then suddenly this opened and played really loudly and now I just, I am never...
