April 2010
Facebook told me that Callum was talking to me,...
And then this conversation happened, for no apparent reason.
Tegan
hellllo
23:15Me
hi
23:16Tegan
i forgot to ask u if u w to my bday
wanna come?
23:16Me
when is it?
23:16Tegan
tomorrow nite :D
23:17Me
hahaha oh .. I cant sorry
23:18Tegan
lol thats cool
23:19Tegan
you cant say i didnt ask :D
you cant say i didnt ask :D
23:20Me
hahaha yeah
Really, why are you talking to me? I haven’t...
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Oh really Trillian? Really?
3 people are online, none of them Jake, then you notify me that “Jake has just signed out”
How can he sign out if he isn’t online, Trillian?
Still, not online, oh look “Jake has signed out” again.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TRILLIAN?
Now his name is on the list … but he never signed in .. just out .. twice
Whatever Trillian. What. Ever.
I want to be deaf for just one day
I am so sick of everything being so loud
Just. Shut. Up.
I do sort of miss you
I guess.
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You know what I'm really jealous of?
srsly:
That Josh can eat anything he wants anytime he wants without gaining weight while I eat a fucking 90-calorie granola bar and feel like I might as well have eaten a newborn baby.
I JUST WANT TO BE A GUY SO I CAN GROW A BEARD, EAT WHATEVER I WANT, AND GET ERECTIONS! (IN THAT ORDER!) IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!
Whatev, I’m not giving up food tho. I don’t have enough willpower for that. And...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
Sweet (33)
The Creepshow (11)
Maroon 5 (10)
Regina Spektor (10)
The Sweet (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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My glasses were all smudgy, so I went to clean...
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Blerg. I used to like this song so much. Now it...
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I'm going to bed now
jakeschreyer:
Because it feels like the straight thing to do. Which I now am because some anonymous faggot decided to expel me from the gay community. No more dancing about my bedroom to Lady GaGa and Beyoncé! No, I’ve now got to go to bed, grab a copy of Victoria’s Secret, sit under the covers with a torch and ignore the fashion and concentrate on getting hard over one of the totally hot babe...
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SERIOUSLY MARGARET CHO NEVER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT. →
(via tcruz9)
Just so you know, this song has been stuck in my head for like a week, hahaha Margaret Cho can do no wrong
Half of these are really old, and all of them are...
What’s wrong babycakes?
Mostly just the fact that you called me ‘babycakes’ there isn’t really anything wrong, I just get these waves of melodramatica, and I know at the time that I am being completely retarded, but I can’t help it. Its a recent thing and I’m hoping it will leave me alone soon.
It’s really annoying when you talk about how sick you are...
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Just like Anne Hathaway in "Princess Diaries",...
avocadosalad:
Jussayin’
FACT
Public Service Announcement
Today I tweeted that everything was open and that I hated people so much.
And I have only just now realised that more than 2 people could potentially think that that hate was directed towards them.
It wasn’t
It was directed at the bazillion people that were being all in my way. If I had have known that things were open today I wouldn’t have even left the house.
So, yeah. I hate...
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ahhh he just keeps talking and talking and he is so fucking obnoxious I dont think he has taken a breath for 10 minutes he is just talking as if he knows what he is saying and he doesnt it is all complete bull shit but if you tell him that he will get all angry and be all well why did you ask if you dont want to hear my answer NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FUTHERMUCKER YOU ARENT EVEN ON THE SAME TOPIC THAT...
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jake; yep.: I don't understand Psychology at all →
I’m trying to do all these questions and shit and I’m reading through my obese text book and I’m not understanding anything. It’s so confusing. All this shit about light and electromagnetic energy. Seriously, what happened to learning about people with amusing disabilities and phobias?
Right…
Are these “Learning Activities”? Because .. I have almost all of my year 12 ones...
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It's looking quite amazing outside
And Part Six of Three is so shiny and nice. I think tonight I am going to watch Battlestar, read And Another Thing… ,drink tea, and take shelter from the awesome storm in the greenhouse.