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felinefingers replied to your post: So, do I start drinking, or do I continue to cling onto the hope that someone will invite me over somewhere and I will have to drive? drink into coma. i’m liking the question thing We have a winner!

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So, do I start drinking, or do I continue to cling...

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I hope your new year is full of sandflies

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felinefingers replied to your post: Wait, what is this new decade even called? that question confused me. i thought we were entering 2100 Hahaha, Imma still call it the 22nd century.

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felinefingers answered your question: Wait, what is this new decade even called? 22nd century? I meant more like ’90s’ but yes .. 22nd century could work. jasonxcore answered your question: Wait, what is this new decade even called? the alex is gay decade. and it’s not a new decade you nong, it started at the start of this year, its the “twenty-tens” Oh wow, yes .. yes I am a...

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“This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see...”

– Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed

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Wait, what is this new decade even called?

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My new years resolution

mamahorny: sofapizza: iamnotyourboyfriend: will be 1280x720. NERD JOKE FTW!! HAH

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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”

– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-) That’s fucking gross, Cosmo (via ivyyy) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~ (via disgustinghuman) i just gagged. (via sexisbeautiful) the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...

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