So I have 15 minutes to watch at least one scary...
Today was a waste
Sometimes I get an unbelievably strong urge to...
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Jason: i was thrusting at paige
and i knocked her drink out of her hand
and then i was like... picked it up
and i was like 'PAIGE I SAVED YOUR DRINK"
then i looked down and i picked it up upside down and it was all tipping on the ground
jasonxcore: theslappee replied to your photo Sooo hot kinky jason. So hot. Keep it in your pants, alex. But I’d prefer to be in your pants
takemetoyourtardis: theblahinspirations: ...
oh .. just fuck I am not doing this again. Fuck that.
Later on the car gets stuck in a bubble, so the random man and I fly over to it and break into the bubble. Oh, and the man’s face keeps changing like in a scanner darkly and he is a stranger but at the same time my best friend, so then his face turns into Jake and we have a picnic in the bubble on the roof of the car, and its raining outside the bubble and looks all pretty. But then the...
I’m parked on a one way street and someone nearly crashed into me, whilst driving in the wrong direction. I had a dream like this once. If I get out of the car to go for a quick fly with the random man on the footpath, and then come back to find that the street has flooded and my car is floating away, then that’s going to be quite the coincidence.
I can’t even believe how much I hate you these days.
Adam Wallacavage is my new personal hero. →
I want, nay, I need, an octopus chandelier in every room in my house. And I need this by yesterday.
I don't know how to add words to the dictionary on...
So now it always auto-corrects ‘hahaha’ to ‘hajaha’ and I look retarded every single time.
I think you should definitely come to taco bill...
And by ‘you’ I mean anyone who is in and or around melbourne and likes margaritas and or tacos
mliaverage: Today, my friend walked in on me eating gummi worms. This wouldn’t be so bad, if I wasn’t making them plea for mercy in high-pitched German.
somecallmemango asked: I do remember that... but I dont remember what we were gonna call it
jasonalex: i write a lot of things for the internet
jasonalex: why can't you go and read them
alex: I already have
I have a song stuck in my head that I don't recall...
I don’t actually hate them. I just don’t understand what’s so difficult about the concept of rsvp. Also, changing from ‘attending’ to ‘not attending’ the day *after* the party. Totally classy. And so stealthy. I didn’t even notice. I am somewhat upset with one person in particular though, said person talked about the party on multiple occasions,...