The Slappee

Do you believe in God?

Not with a capital ‘G’
I don’t belive in anything with a capital letter.
The big bang theory seems most plausible, but.. it has its flaws too.
I don’t really care enough to worry about it.
I don’t care about where ‘we’ came from, or why ‘we’ are here .. just that we are.
I don’t see the point of worrying about whats going to happen when I die, I think I’m just going to be dead .. in the ground or where ever whoever is important enough at my time of death to decide what happens to me, decides to put me, and thats it.
But, if I am wrong, well .. I’ll deal with that then.
I don’t think I am wrong though, I can’t bring myself to believe in anything like heaven, it just seems really really stupid to me.
If you are good you will live in paradice forever and ever and everyone you love will be there and we can all sing happy songs and be merry, the milky bars are on me!
If you do believe in any of the many gods that are floating around out there in the heads of the human race, well .. good for you, I don’t think you are stupid, I just dont understand how to think that way.
But if one more person tries to convert me and save my soul by threatening me, throwing pamphlets at me or telling me that I am going to hell .. well .. maybe I’ll start worshiping satan in front of them.
And no I will not prey with you, don’t call me child
Ugh, I hate people.

If god was a gamble, would you make a bet, would you make a bet?
Well god is a gamble, does it make you sweat?

What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

You are reading your fortune.

Ask me anything

what i mean is, do you wish you were actually a girl

Yes Jason, you got me .. I do wish I was actually a girl.
It is my lifelong dream to become a girl, I cry at night because I am not actually a girl.
I am extremly jealous of you and your girly ways.

Do you wish you were actually a girl?

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Do you ever worry about your friends for no reason?

I always have a reason, but .. they are usually reasons that only exist in my head.
When there is a real reason to worry I have usually given up on caring about it.

Ask me anything

Love me, love me, say that you love me! You like someone, who is it?

I don’t like anyone, chutup, I hate you.
And even if I did like someone, they don’t like me anymore .. so .. it doesnt matter, I took too long to realise and now its over. YAY
Even though they did suddenly say we are friends and I may have gotten giggleface over that
omg, go away.
And now I have that song in my head, thanks a bunch.

What I mean is, do you wish you were a GIRL?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
So, I’m afraid I’m going to have to go ahead and call you an idiot.

But really, if you are going to start with “What I mean is” maybe you should elaborate on the first question, seeing as I clearly didn’t answer in an acceptable manner.

I am a girl, I was born a girl, I identify as a girl.
The only thing I can think of, is that maybe you are asking why I don’t dress like a girl.
So, I will answer that.

Girls sleeves are annoying, and so are girls neck lines, and I dont like how I look or feel in those clothes, if I find girls clothes that I like, I buy and wear them.
If I wished that I dressed more girly, I would dress more girly, so in that sense, no .. I don’t wish that I was a GIRL.
I hope that answers your question, and if it doesn’t, well I dont really care anymore.

Who and when was your first kiss?

The first one that I count was when I was 16.
Her name was Loren, well, I guess it still is, although, with her, who knows, plus I don’t even know if she is alive.
I guess that wouldn’t change her name though.
I don’t like to talk about her but I seem to do it quite a lot, or maybe I just think that I do because I have made her taboo in my mind.
I used to look up to her, and now she is this sad little girl who I can’t look after anymore.
Blaahhhh ask me happy questions, you morons.

Ask me anything

What was the weirdest gift you ever received?

Yohanna got me a jar of pickles so that I would own more souls than Nikki does.
It says “Alex’s pickles” on it.
So sweet.
She also got me a bunch of cow toys.
One of them laughs when you squeeze its hand.
It was on the floor and I didnt realise, and I stepped on it in the middle of the night, and it started laughing its evil evil laugh just as I was opening the window.
I nearly died.
Oh, but weirdest gift, uhm .. my family always gets me pink make up and jewelry.

Do you think that Josefa is a homo? by jasonalexx

Uhm .. I dont know who that is..
but sure, ok. Yes.

Do you wish you were actually a girl?

I am actually a girl…

Would you say that Jake is sexy or extremely sexy?

I wouldn’t say either, because he would think I was being too judgemental with my eyes.

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Even on formspring I get bots.
They loverz meee

What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

Free glitter

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What’s the best gift you’ve ever given?

Haha… All my gifts are fantastish.
But… The cardboard box filled with foil wrapped lemons, limes and lemimas… topped off with a pack of Spiderman coat hangers was pretty great.
I don’t know how I am going to top that this year.
Also, the giant spoon and fork I got Jake.
Oh… I’m quite fond of Callum and Jake’s Christmas presents this year… but… I’m really slack and I haven’t given them out yet, so on the off chance that they read this, I cannot reveal what they are.
But… they make me laff.

Ask me anything

Are you asking yourself a question? Gosh that is lame.

Yes, I am, and yes, it is..
I just want to see how it posts to twitter and tumblr and no one else will ask me stuff

I’m so ronery

Ask me anything

pation.
OH ROCKY!
Dammit…..















































….Janet. OMFG I love RHPS!
<3 Queendoc

Haha, that was not a question, but I loved it all the same.

http://www.formspring.me/TheSlappee.

Or use the tumblr “Ask” function if you prefer..

or if you feel like kickin it old school, ask me on formspring minus the ‘me’

Or, you could just talk to me .. people still do that in some countries, I think.

And of course .. they all leave on the same day and then stay away for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Or maybe they will come back, whatever, point is I am bored.

And if you’re bored then you’re boring.

So that explands why they are gone.

I was so bored that I went out to check the mail for no particulae reason at all

AND LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND

=D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D

Actually it looks more like this

I don’t like the new ticketek ways.

I don’t really like ticketek at all, or ticketmaster for that matter, but .. they are pretty much the only options. so I’m just going to have to suck it up and deal.

After I danced around and had a gay ol’ time I decided to cook some pasta for the alleged sause that my family made while I was out.

I now know why I am the only one who cooks (friday night is dads turn to cook. We have had fish and chips for the past 9 fridays, and he always asks what I want, and I always say blue grenadier, and he always gets me flake, but whatever, that is not what I am here to ramlbe about at ..3:35am .. how is it 3:35am already? I know, I know ..  time dilation. hahahaha ANYWAY), apparently everyone else has forgotten how to cook.

The so called pasta sause;

That is left over curry, mixed with a tin of tomatos, half a jar of tomato paste, and some celery.. oh .. and rice …

Why is there rice in the pasta sause?

So, I did not have that, I had basil and pine nut pesto linguine.

Haha, its not as amazing as it might sound (I know, it doesn’t sound amazing at all, I just read back through it and thought it sounded like I was trying to show off)

but it was lovely and rice-free

They also used the bowties, I had delicious plans for those bowties. So delicious.

And .. yeah. I have lots of other things that I could type, incoherently about, but .. I think I am tired.

Good morning

Oh, remind me ( I dont know how, ok?) to talk about how hot Lily Allen was tonight.

I mean, how wonderful she was, (I totally saw her underwear)

I mean I love her.

She’s so cute and aww .. and .. awww.

CHUTUP ALEX

ok bye.

Don’t Read This.

You don’t get what I’m talking about, but I do, and that’s all that matters

Carry on.

Ps. I fucking love green day, this is not bagging them at all.

Also .. gosh .. Lily Allen … unnnnnnnnnf

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