Today I got an angry phone call from my parents. My 6 year old sister had been sent to the Principal for refusing to draw her favorite animal. They said it was my bad influence. I asked her why she wouldn’t draw it. She said she had, it was an invisible frog. My work here is done. MLIA
Today I went to take a shower and in the middle of my shower something felt weird under my feet. I looked down to find I was still wearing my socks. MLIA
- Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
- Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
AND THEY HAVE THIS COMMERICAL AND IT’S LIKE
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT OUT, THIS LITTLE PIGGY SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME BECAUSE SHE WAS KILLED AND OMG IT’S SO SCARY. IT LIKE TELLS YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DRUNK DRIVERS AND I JUST HATE IT
AND THE TAGLINE IS LIKE OVER THE LIMIT. UNDER ARREST.
the one’s here are like, the cop pulls someone over and when they person driving rolls their window down, a bunch of alchohol spills out from the car.
and the officer goes SIR HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING TONIGHT?
and then that happens about fifty times, and it says OVER THE LIMIT, UNDER ARREST. A MESSAGE FROM THE MICHIGAN DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
We have that same commercial in Missouri.
Ours says If you drink, then drive, you’re a bloody idiot.
and then we have pretty billboards like THIS