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(via spicykidney)
Did you know that you are amazing?
September 2009
Today I got an angry phone call from my parents. My 6 year old sister had been sent to the Principal for refusing to draw her favorite animal. They said it was my bad influence. I asked her why she wouldn’t draw it. She said she had, it was an invisible frog. My work here is done. MLIA
why i am not afraid to take your money, by amanda fucking palmer →
blog.amandapalmer.net
This will take up the entire dhash if I post it, but seriously, read it.
She is amazing,
So so amazing,
Give her money yeah? hahaha =D
Today I went to take a shower and in the middle of my shower something felt weird under my feet. I looked down to find I was still wearing my socks. MLIA
- Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
- Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
10743.) I'm scared that after high school I'm not going to have any friends, and that I'll never see you again.
(via blogsecret)
“I think everyone has a certain part of their lives where they truly wish they could freeze time. Whether it was three years ago, today, or still to come, whether it was just a moment, a whole day, or a whole summer. Everyone has a time in their life where they wish everything would just stop. The world would stop turning and people would stop changing because to them, at that time, everything was perfect.”
— (via onehappymeal)
OMG OK SO MY STATE IS REALLY CRACKING DOWN ON DRUNK DRIVING
AND THEY HAVE THIS COMMERICAL AND IT’S LIKE
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT OUT, THIS LITTLE PIGGY SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME BECAUSE SHE WAS KILLED AND OMG IT’S SO SCARY. IT LIKE TELLS YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DRUNK DRIVERS AND I JUST HATE IT
AND THE TAGLINE IS LIKE OVER THE LIMIT. UNDER ARREST.
the one’s here are like, the cop pulls someone over and when they person driving rolls their window down, a bunch of alchohol spills out from the car.
and the officer goes SIR HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING TONIGHT?
and then that happens about fifty times, and it says OVER THE LIMIT, UNDER ARREST. A MESSAGE FROM THE MICHIGAN DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
We have that same commercial in Missouri.
Ours says If you drink, then drive, you’re a bloody idiot.
and then we have pretty billboards like THIS
906. I wish humans could survive on cookies and milk.
