August 2009
fuckyeahhappy:
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy-Ren &...
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this is boring
What did you do today? Bought like 5 million movies How has your week been? It was sooo good. Are you listening too music? Crabcorrrrrrreeeee Which song? Stick stickly hahahahahaha Are you texting anyone? no What’s something you need to go shopping for? MONEYZ When was the last time you spoke to your dad? like .. a few hours ago Who was the last male you were on the phone to? Andrew Vagface...
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Long thing slimey ones, short fat juicy ones...
Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning? Never, I’m a responsible alcoholic (Y) Why did you kiss the person you last kissed? Because the world is ever lasting, put dirt balls in your pocket. Put dirt balls in your pocket and take off both your shoes. Cause people are just people people are just people people are just people like yooouuuuuu Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with...
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mliaverage:
Today, while reading iPod insurance information, it said on page thirteen that the plan does not cover, “…lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes.” I wondered how often God breaks people’s iPods. MLIA
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9396.) My cat is so sexy.. Sometimes I wish he...
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stephysaywhat:
LOL OH MY GOSH. YOU WHORE. STOP TEXTING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING STD’S THROUGH MY PHONE.
hahaha I would just like to point out to everyone that stephysaywhat never fails to make me laff.
The end.
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“Nostalgia and laziness make moving unbearable. Don’t know where...”
– Eddieperfect
“It is cold and my mind is playing tricks on me. That’s sane person talk...”
– I dont remember typing this 0_o
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15 things you can do to annoy your parents.
ikilledthepromqueen:ahlecksuh:
1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine 6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA” 7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard” 8. Have 20...
cute kids :)
ikilledthepromqueen:
aseriesofserendipities:
rawrxja:
What is the proper age to get married?
“Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8)
When I am done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tommy, 5)
What do most people do on a date?
“On the first date, they just tell each...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23) →
Regina Spektor (29)
My Chemical Romance (16)
Garfunkel and Oates (13)
Lady GaGa (10)
Hellogoodbye (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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patbby:
7 Things Miley Cyrus
I probably wasted...
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Damn I just lost the game.
alixjay:
dominix:
(via obkstm)
Boo, you whore.
Instant Reblog.
This ones getting tweeted
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It's 3 AM
I must be loney
Random Thoughts From People Our Age
ikilledthepromqueen:
-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
-I...
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stephysaywhat:
You know you still like this song.
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You bore me with your sudden boringness. Stop...
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Tumblupon
Why do you exist?
Watchjasonxcore:
i’ll tell you what i want what i really really want… does anyone else get annoyed how scary spice is like.. all out when they dance on the steps?
I would get annoyed .. but she is my favourite and can do no wrong .. so .. yeah =]
Well .. its actually a tie between her Sporty and Ginger.
But whatever.
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avocadosalad:
Worst Medley- Garfunkel & Oates