The Slappee

Thought you ought to know.


And no, there are no vampires in this bulletin Beau, sorry.

I wish i was asleep, but, I am completely awake. I am having a rather good time though. It kinda makes me not want to sleep, but short of turning green I cant really think of anything else to do with my current supplies.

I just put a hair tie on my foot.

”citin’!

I dont know if you are,

hence the bulletin rather than message.

So, my teeth and dreams have been crushed.

My phone is so retarded, I wish it had print screen so I could share with you its retardedness itto haha.

So, I asked, and you ignored that part,

so I assumed you didnt want to tlak about it.

But then you posted a bulletin.

So I guess that is for the other person who would get it.

But I am wide awake, so if you change your mind let me know.

I realised I will need a ladder and knowing me I will fall off or something and people will think I am burglarising the house.

Help some guy is theiving our ladder.

Why am I suddenly a guy?

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
No, I am a robot from the distant furture, the year 2000


Do you think you’ve changed over the past year?
yes and no.. and sometimes and maybe .. and some third thing.


Who is the last person to send you a comment on myspace?
Dimity.


Lets test your memory, what were you wearing during your last kiss?
clothes. .. WHOA MY ABILITY TO RECALL THINGS IS SO AMAZING I AMAZE EVEN MYSELF!

Whos jacket did you wear last?
I beleive I am wearing MY jacket, thank you very much.



Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?
No .. I am not. Why do I sound so mean? .. It’s a reasonable question to ask .. one that has been asked many times before .. I’m sorry for snapping at you quizman .. it was uncalled for.



Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I’m thinking about me right now .. so yes.



Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
sure .. well .. I am spending time with someone .. but .. he is rather annoying and smelly .. so I would prefer to be spending my time with someone .. less annoying and much less smelly.


Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes.


Oh .. such an interestiong answer there.



When is the last time you talked to your nana?
yesterday .. I said hello .. she said hello .. a good time was had by all involved.


Does anyone know your password besides you?
well .. yes .. but I don’t know if they remember it ..

well .. nikki probably does .. she remembers EVERYTHING


Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No .. I did not.


Last person to sleep in your bed?
I beleive that would be ME =]


When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
uhm .. yesterday…
I made jelly cubes ..
They are awesome

until I think about what is in them

then I pretty much want to throw up.


What are you listening to right now?
Reg Livermore .. he kinda sucks hahahaha

When did you last cry and why?
I was crying yesterday .. but like .. I didn’t mean to .. I was just really sleepy

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you?
where would I what? .. Finish your questions and then maybe I’ll.



Do you hate the last person you kissed?
uhm .. no.


Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
Oh .. hahaha .. I had a headthing that some random person who I have never met just has my whole name tattooed on their arm ..
I’m sure there is someone out there with “alex” tattooed on them.


Last person you kissed says you’re the one they want, what do you say?
How do you know where I live?

Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
TWENTY EIGHT

What were you doing at 1am this morning?
Listeneing to Alice Cooper records .. ./ oh fail .. I just tried to do an emoticon! hahahahaha

What’s on your bed right now?
sheet.


Are you someone who worries too often?
Yes … but .. not about the things I should be worried about.


Would it hurt seeing the person you last kissed, kissing someone else?
Well .. if in order to see them kissing I had to go through some kind of physical torture ..then yes ..
for some reason in my head the physical torture was getting stabbed in the eyeballs .. but .. then I wouldnt be able to see ANYWAY .. so I changed it to “some kind of physical torture” .. but then I went and told you about it anyway .. so that was slightly redundent .. what was the question?

Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell anyone else?
Are you SURE you wont tell?
Uhuh..

GIGGLEFACE .. nawwwww

Do you trust all your friends?
I trust the real ones ..

I know what I mean so there!


Are you usually wide awake in the morning?
ugh yes .. its so stupid and awake.


Who’s hoodie did you wear last?
I am wearing MY hoodie .. right NOW!


Are you in a good mood right now?
I am .. but .. coffee will make it better .. but then dad will be like .. you just HAD a coffee! ..

go to work you hippie!

do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
Alex has the same first name as Alex.


What are you wearing as of right now?
As of right now? .. like .. riiiighhhttt now at this very moment in time?

I am wearing clothes as of right now.


Lets start out with something clever, whats your star sign?
How is that clever .. and how are we STARTING with it .. its like halfway through the interveiw qiuzman! .. YOU FAIL AT LIFE!


Congratulations​ ! You just had a baby boy! What’s his name?
HOLY FUCK! I was unaware I was even pregggggerzz .. and you expect me to know his NAME?!


What is your favorite color?
Bruce Willis

Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
And a slight change of sarcastic weather.


Oh .. BY THE WAY .. your friend is totally stupid .. like .. soooo sooo dumb .. like blonde in the brain .. and she was acting as if she was amazingly bright .. but no .. she is a total moron .. complete idiot .. utter twat!
THE END.















JUST JOSHING! .. THERES HEAPS MORE!


If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
I would put it in a box and stay away from said box until someone came and removed said box from said room.


Do you regret anything you’ve done lately?
Yes .. but .. not enough to care about it.



Next time you will go to the doctor?
NEVERRRR
They made me MORE sick .. The first one was like here .. take these herbal remedies my grandma used to take! .. and they did shit all

the next one was a total pill pusher TAKE ALL OF THESE DRUGS! .. THEY WONT INTERFERE WITH EACHOTHER OR HURT YOUR VITAL ORGANS .. MUCH!

and the third one was all .. I VANT TO SUUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD!

I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL DRUGGIE!

The only thing I like about doctors is that they have worse handwritting than I do.



Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered one of your friends?
depends which friend was murdered <- LOL


If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
well .. no .. I don’t want to leave me life .. then I would be all dead and stuff.


Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Freakin Elvis .. GET OUT OF MY HEAD ..

I don’t have enough money to get your baby back from the kidnappers ..

You used to be rich DO IT YOURSELF!



Do you enjoy summer?
Well .. I ENJOYED summer .. but .. only because of what happened in the summer .. not because it WAS summer ..
And I think would have been more enjoyable if it was 17 and raining.


OH but there was that ONE day where it WAS 17 and raining! .. IN THE HOUSE .. it was great ..well .. it was night time .. but that just made it even better!

Ready for kids?
Well you would hope so seeing as there is the missing Elivis baby .. and that new baby boy I just found out about.


but clearly I am not .. I lost one and the other one is so neglected that it doesnt even have a name.


Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes. I have .. jealous much?


Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Myslef.


How has the week been?
Its been good .. and heaps annoying .. but good.


Did anyone tell you they love you today?
no
Whoops do ya love me wooo.. do ya ove me baiibeh do ya love me do ya love me i love you twentyfive hours a day .. hahaha oh I know allll the words to that song.


Is there a difference between love and being in love?
the “being” and the “in” parts.


Do you like anyone?
I hate errrrrbody

If you could have something right now, what would it be?
Something fun to DOOOOO ..
And .. something that I actually WANT to eat..

Want someone back in your life?
Sure. but I want the old them back .. and that doesnt exist anymore so like .. whatever. I guess its really a no then huh.




Have you ever broken someones heart?
Hahahaha .. tech just walked into the house from the back door and scared the bajeezus out of me!
hahahahahaa .. oh .. that was THE worst german accent ever .. What were they thinking?! .. Dr. Scott .. you used to be SO BAAAAD!

also .. urban dictionary is my hero ..

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ’s more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn’t just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina’s vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn’t bring to her.


Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.

1) “Holy Freakin Bajeezus!”
or
“I’ll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy’s!”

2) Curtina said, “Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus.
Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can’t take 3’ of dick!”


Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Totally .. I can see the future you see .. and I see me triping and falling into someones mouth.



Who texted you last?
Jakehh.


Who was the last person you talked to in person?
sean.


What emotion you are feeling right now?
is blagh an emotion?

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
I find people in general confusing.



Why are you NOT going for the person you want?
Cause they don’t exist. And I don’t live in Japan .. So I cannot mary those who don’t exist. Hmm .. do they have gay marriage in Japan? .. Cause it would be pretty fucked up if a guy could marry a cartoon character but not his real life boiifraaan.


Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
oh yer man, fer sure, I’m going to trip and fall into one of those too.


Would you kiss anyone you’ve texted today?
I have only texted Jakehh today .. and THAT would be heaps weird and wrong .. I am not tripping or falling anywhere NEAR him.


Will tomorrow be better than today?
Well .. yes .. today pretty much sucks balls.


Do you want to see someone right now?
I can see people already.


Do you ignore people when you are mad/upset with them?
No .. I pretend I am not upset at all and that everything is swell and dandy.
=]

What are you excited about?
smeh .. nothing.


Who is in the room with you?
sean.



Have you fallen asleep in someones arms?
Uhm .. probably .. when I was all .. infant-esqu ..
I cant even sleep if there are people in the same room as me now hahaha

Is there someone you can’t stop thinking about?
uhm .. no .. I stop.



What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
I am bored .. hahaha .. what fun.


What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
Uhm .. something that sophie made .. I dont know what was in it.

It was rather gooood though.


Who was the last person to send you a text message and what was it about?
Didnt you already ask me that?

It was Jakehh .. and he was laughing at my misfortune.



Are you happy?
no .. but I’m not sad .. I’m just

Where was the last place you went shopping?
I don’t shop hahhaa ..
But .. I guess it was water gz.


How do you feel about your hair?
It’s pretty ghey.



Got any guilty pleasures?
your mum’s pretty guilty right about now.



When was your last kiss?
Last time I saw YOUR MUM!

Do you usually fall for the “bad boys”/”bad girls”?
I dont fall .. wait .. I just said that I trip and fall all the time .. chutup!
Both are true .. and both are lies ..
Whats the oppostie of opposite, what colour does a smurf go when we choke it? Consider yourself bamboozled!
You know my name, they call me the bamboozler…

Ever been to Las Vegas?
Hahahaha .. LOL .. OH .. OH.. I was like .. WHY do people say LA if its Las Vagas .. and then my brain was like .. oh .. I give up .. you ARE a lost cause.


Ever been to Disneyland?
I have .. IT WASNT EVEN IN TOKYO .. thats false advertising that is!

Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill?
An invitation to my neighbours 50th .. fuuuun

Favorite store?
I don’t like stores .. they are all like .. ooh look at all the niffty things we have that you cant afford!


Do you drunk dial/sms?
What an odd way to end an interview .. do I get the job?

So, I always go to say things I’ve already said.


Like the toothbrush thing.


But, what if I didn’t say the toothbrush thing, what if I only thought about it, then remembered thinking about it and thought that I had written it?

These are the kind of thoughts that keep me up at night…



Andyway, last night I was completely crazy in the coconut that boy needs therapy.


Most likely due to not doing that sleepy thing.


I left myself a note which reads,

What’s it say what’s it say?!

I’m out of my head

Oh hurry

Or I may be dead

They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds.


No it’s really just says “There are cows EVERYWHERE!”



HAHAHAHA I amuse myself.


Thing is… I wrote it on a piece of paper with a grey lead





WHERE THE HECK DID I GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND A GREY LEAD?!



In the middle of the night?

What diabolical plan had seized Frank’s crazed imagination?

What indeed?

From what had gone before it was clear that this was to be no picnic!



I really wish they would have said diabolical in the stage show…



It’s a word that makes me Giggleface





A lot of things make me Giggleface… like the fact that Giggleface gets automatically capitalised…



But… enough of this sillyness… I am sleepy and must sleep

And sleep I shall



Look at me sleeping



Actually… don’t… that would be heaps creepy





Don’t read this.

Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?

I do not shoot things .. I’m not hunting for wabbits!



What kind of car do you drive?

The type of car people allow me to drive.




Have you ever had a garage sale?

no .. but I have been behind the table that thought it was a counter at one.

I was like yeah .. thats 10 dollars .. and it wasnt even my stuff .. heck .. it wasnt even in a garage!



What color is your iPod?

black and silver .. cause gold is ugly.. unless it’s white gold .. but thats not even really gold!


What kind of dog do you have?
a Blue Healer

I loved that show.




Whats for dinner tonight?
uhm .. well .. it’s my turn to cook .. sooo .. nothing! yay!

no .. pasta of some sort .. I like pasta.



What is the last drink you drank?
water.






Last time you were sick?

right nooooww






How long is your hair?
It is the exact same length as my hair.







Are you happy right now?

I am not that I think about it .. I don;t know why though


wow .. the way I am typing looks all weird and slow motiony .. its pretty awesome.






What did you say last?

“hmmm”





Who came over last?

Anthony was here til 6AM .. He left at 6AM! .. who does maths homework til 6AM at some one elses house?
who does maths homework at 6am in there own house for that matter?

HECK, WHO DOES MATHS HOMEWORK FULL STOP?





Do you drink beer?

I do sometimes ..


Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?

Yes .. many times .. its an occuring theme in this house hold.




What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
The keys.





What is in your pocket?

my black and silver iPod.




Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend?
everybody who had never introduces me to someone.




Who is the last person you had a phone conversation with?

uhm … I dont recall.



What DVD is in your DVD player?

Lord of the rings hahaha .. I watched like an hour of it .. and I was laughing at all the dramaticness and sean was like .. nearly in tears cause I was so amazingly annoying.
=]





Whats something fun you did today?

annoyed sean.


Gigglefaced that girl away with the image of Jake in a corset

hahahaha






What do you think of when you hear the word meow?

wow .. that word association me and nikki did with the cat sex .. it was orientation week and it was all “are we going to to any work in this class?” .. the answer was no .. we did no work in maths at all.







What are you listening to right now?

computer





What have you had to drink so far today?

liquid mostly






When is your birthday?

soemtime this year





What the area code for your cell phone?

uhm .. 04? .. is that it?





Where did you buy the shirt youre wearing now?

my chem .. giggleface .. NO .. I got it a big day out..

oh that was all burny






Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

I have no rear view mirror

oh .. I had a headthing that I had a rear view mirror attached to my forhead .. and I had fluffly dice hanging from it ahhahhaha



What are you going to do after this?

probably go to bed ..






What is something you need to go shopping for?

jackets! and money!






Do you like pickles?
the soul looks like a pickle ..

bet ya didnt know that


unless you are nikki

or .. you have seen my jar of pickles and been all THE FUCK?





How about olives?

olives dont look like souls .. no






What is your favorite kind of gum?

the minty kind






Do you have any tan lines?

tan? .. have you met me?






Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?

I don’t even remeber what they looked like





Who was the last person to call you baby?

uhmm .. like .. Jake or andrew?





When youre at the grocery store do you used the self checkout??

I did once .. it was so scary .. I am never doing it again ..

like .. I nearly cried it was that scary



Has anyone ever sang to you?

yes „, giggleface .. nawwwww .. COME BAAACK






Has anyone ever given you roses?

ugh .. I hate you and this question and anyone who gave me roses on my 7th birthday.






If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?

survive for how long?





What is your favorite color?

Bruce Willis.






What color are your eyes?

greeeeen .. or blue .. or grey .. or sometimes brown

my eyes are pretty bi pola now that I think about it





What is a compliment you receive way too often?

I like your hair!


BAHAHAHAHAHA





How tall are you?

taller than shorter people.




Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?

uhm .. I dont know. No body loves me … crycrycry





Do you like your parents?

“I’m worried about my parents dying…”

“Because they are getting old?”

“No, I chopped their legs off”




Why did your last relationship end?

it never didnt.




Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?

uhm … no one.





Where is the furthest place youve traveled?

some place in europe .. i dont know which one if furthest away.






Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?

sleep.







Do you look more like your mom or your dad?

I dont knooow






How long does it take you to shower?

between 4 and 8 minutes.






Can you do splits?

nope.







Can you use the grill?

you just put stuff in it and turn it on .. what? .. how can someone NOT know how to use the grill?






Are you flexible?

I had a dream that I was a contortionist once






What movie do you want to see?

milk






What did you on New Years Eve 2007?

I cant remember what I did yeaterday, you silly!





Was your mom a cheerleader?

lolololoololol no

but she did get tied to a fence by her piggytails once.







What is the last letter of your middle name?

E .. E is for Pants .. hehyeah





How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

a few .. I dont know.






Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

In Australia I do.







Are you scared of flying?

I would be heaps scared if I just started flying all of a sudden


‘C’mon Ramone, lets do the bad thing.

Mwah, Mwah,
STOP IT, IM TRYING TO READ NUTS MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever Mwah, Mwah, Mwah,
STOP IT, ITS NOT NATURAL!!!!!!
You’re flying, Mwah Mwah Mwah,
STOP IT, ILL HAVE YOU PUT IN PRISON!!!!!
What? With men.
Think think it through’



What do you sleep in?

my bed






Do you have any tatoos?

certainly not!





What jewelry do you wear all the time?

tongue ring



What is your favorite song at the moment?

Ugh stupid Jake

The only song in my head is ITSOK2BGAY





Any up coming events youre excited about?

The end of this quiz.. OH WOW ITS THE END!

So, this is what I wrote .. it doesn’t even all make sense to me.. WHAT? I don’t know why it’s called what, I didn’t call it that. I’m, rather tired. I drew a cow I like it. Its so craptacularly great. I think I love it. I also love Elfred. I might up load them, maybe. Oh, I also love Regina Spektor. Today I ate breakfast! I felt like I was getting burnt. We ate outside again. I don’t know why. It was all sunny and not nice before coffee. I need to sleep I can’t see properly. Like, what I am seeing is majorly trippy. I had an eye test today. Surprise surprise my vision is yet again worse. I hate shopping. Like 2 hours at water gardens with Ze mutter was death. I had urges to start a massacre. I got a t shirt that I like, which is rather pointless seeing as I wear jackets all year ound. But I was not allowed to get a jacket. Even though there were heaps of nice ones. Whatever, I hate new clothes anyway. Jake via tap Dexter. Does not hate me. Sleepy. Maths Anthony. Really want some tea and scones right now. Left notes for me haha phone notes. Don’t read this.

So, I feel sick.

That’s not what I was going to say, I was going to say, there is only one part of my face that is not red, and it is hidden under my fringe. I don’t know if that is because of the fringe or if it is just coincidence. Because, I’m not sunburnt or anything.

So, I could, in theory move my fringe to the other side and show off my one bit of normal skin tone. Because, my fringe looks ducked no matter where it is. But, what if it is because of my fringe, I would be destroying the one nice bit of my face. I am so sick of being red. I never used to be red.
Then I got sick and BAM I was a tomato, and it never went away!
So annoying.

Also, if I put my fringe to the other side it would highlight how red my face really is.

I had a dream that I bought this coolant stuff and it made my face pale. It was so great. I am going to look for face coolant tomorrow Hahahaha.


This morning I brushed my teeth twice for some reason. I didn’t even realise I did it until just now. Hmmm.

Haha, this morning was retarded, but I am just going to pretend like it didn’t exist.

Yay for pretending.

Jake went for a driving lesson today and liked it! He tlaked about driving a billion times today, and he was smiling whilst doing so!
Haha, it was rather weird, but amusing none the less.


Either it’s very cloudy right now, which would suck seeing as it was so sunny and cloud free during the day, or the star that I usually look at was infact a satellite and is no longer operating in viewing distance.


So yes today I went to the city with Jake.

Oh look at me, tlaking about my day.

I feel so grown up and … Stuff.
=]

I got to the platform, late, thanks fail-of-a-morning! And there were pigeons.


There is a horrible noise out side. Oh make it stop. If on the news it says a plane malfunctioned, I totally heard it just then.

I’ve always wanted a plane to crash into my house.

I don’t want to die like Donnie Darko.

Oh I always get so sad when he dies and his girlfriend doesn’t even know him.

Aww.

So I have cried in a movie before, fancy that.


I just went on a tangent off of a tangent. Which I believe was also off a tangent.

Speaking of tangents, Ze fag and anthzor are doing maths all day tomorrow.

What fun.

All I will hear all day is completing the square, parabolas, trunkus, etc and the occasional Nazi input.


Andyway, what was I up to?

Oh pigeons, haha, we haven’t even entered the train yet.

So, yes pigeons they reminded me of drop dead Fred.

Haha. I have not seen that for ages.

Oh and there were those pointless looking things that Dimity brought with her from Adelaide for some strange reason.

And they had key holes for some stranger reason
And they were shiny and fun to lean on, I really want to know what was locked inside them.

Haha, I need a name for my stupid.

Of course it was Paul Capsis in an elf still locked in there.

Why didn’t I think of that?
Wait. … I did.

That was me
Hahahaha, moving on.


It was really sunny and hot and I had had no coffee and I felt like I looked like I was about to cry.

Maybe because I felt like I was about to cry Hahahaha.


The train came and it felt like we were walking to our door for ages in the stupid hot sun.

When really it was a couple of seconds, a minute at most.

Our seat was occupied yet again.

But, when I’m on the train by myself it is always vacant.


So we went for coffee and the guy serving me looked like a rocky usher.

Then we went to melb central, went downstairs, around and them back upstairs because we are simply incapable of going straight.

I was like, completely full, but as soon as I smelled the chicken nuggets I was hungry for like 2 seconds, and then it went away and I was quite content with my sprite, I don’t remember what we were tlaking about, but I got quite happy when we were there, also my coffee kicked in, I remember fidgeting a lot.

And lol, the library moved.


Then where did we go? It could have been Myers, yes it was, because the big red car was gone.
And that poster was swinging, but HOW?

We scrolled the apple dock.

That is the only thing that we can tick off my imaginary list.

We didn’t locate the makeup place in time, well, we did.

We just didn’t know how to get upstairs.

So, for some reason we walked to the other side of the alley way, hoping for a bridge or something.

Walked back when there was a distinct lack of bridge,
And the entrance was right there.

I don’t know how we missed it.

It was probably hiding at the abandoned food court or something as equally mental.


So, we had been looking up and down the wrong streets, as we do, for like an hour, we finally get there, and the lady tells us that they just closed.

When is your party?
Oh, we’re not going to a party
, we are just weird and we wanted to see the costume shop…
To purchase make up.

She looked like Lucy Maunder.


Then we walked past that burger again.
Why does it have an eye by the way?
Like, burgers don’t have arms or legs, I know this.

But, they are kind of necessary for the person inside.

But, the eye is not.

AND, if you are going to have any amount of eye, why choose that amount to be one?
Help, help, its attack of the McCyclops burger!

They said I probably shouldn’t fly, with just one eye, I am Bender please insert girder.

Way to make that dirty Jake.

You like to drive in the front seat.

Hahahaha.

I’m going to read this one day when I am bored and not remember what that means, its going to be the new skittles.

Not that I ever knew what it meant in the first place Hahahaha.


I find it really retarded how Friday the 13th came out on Thursday the 12th.

Could you not wait one more day?
Gawsh.


So, then we walked past a busker that I thought was John O’Hara when I saw him through the corner of my eye… but… then I looked at him through the non-corner of my eye and he didn’t really look that much like him anymore,
Still, a girl can dream… and look at things through corners of eyes.


We talked about buying some blood, but, that’s as close as we got. We did buy sundaes though.

And everyone knows that blood is one part chocolate sauce.

All we needed was some car stuff and some hand soap.


I ended up throwing away over half of my iced cream because I am incapable of eating.

Except, I am really hungry right now.

My body clock is all screwy.

No wonder you’re late. Why this watch is exactly 2 days slow.

By breakfast time I will be miraculously full.


It was all of a sudden really really hot in that McDonalds.

So we sat on the couch in that weird alley with the big yellow … things.


Haha, aww. Elephants everywhere, and for every elephant there is a Paul Capsis in an elf suit.

So, that was am interesting convo.


Andyway. Back to yellowthing alley, all the shops were closed on a Saterday afternoon.

Rather strange I thought, but whatever.

One of the shops is called ‘mmm… Pizza’
I really wanted it to not sell pizza, that would be just, so great.

But, I will never know, they were closed.


Then it was all lets go to the exhibition centre, so we went to the exhibition centre, and when we were about to cross the road, we both for some reason thought it was closed.

And then it was ‘closed to the public’!
Wow!

There was a toy convention on. There was a little boy who was rather fond of the giant inflatable Dora.


Then there was the ‘Wiggle’s Nipple Rings and Friend”
Imposter Greg, can I have your autograph?
Sorry kids, I’m a little tied up at the moment.


Geoff had no eyes, but then we realised he was sleeping.


From further away I thought they were giant toy soldiers.

But no, they were just horny inflatable wiggles.


Oh I’m glad headthings don’t come true now,
Sif an axe murderer jumps through my window!
No but really, why is there an ice-cream van at this time of night?
That is just wrong.

It is easily the creepiest thing I have ever heard.

It’s gone now.


We got kicked out of our waiting room by a guy with a trolley.

On the exhibition centre food chain, we are underneath a guy with a trolley.


So we went and chilled on the movable purple chairs that we totally should have thieved and taken across the road. We didn’t get to check out the hall way.


I will make it my mission to see the hallway and level 5.

We should take a Camera bird with us… we could… if Jake didn’t scare them all away

Beaten by a bird Jake.

So the bar lady thought we were completely psycho… due to Jake chasing the bird that she could not see… and then being all “I hear voices .. Children’s voices”
So we went to Smoke dreams and got all nostalgicgiggleface and Jake bought a shirt as a souvenir.


Then we got to platform 5 like 20 minutes early and we saw someone that looked like the rocky-usher that used to wave the programs around in a flamboyant fashion. Turns out he looked like the rocky-usher that used to wave the programs around in a flamboyant fashion because he WAS the rocky-usher that used to wave the programs around in a flamboyant fashion. He saw us and smiled that smile you smile when you recognise someone but you don’t know why. So it went from politehelloIknowyoufromsomewheresmileface to OHIamsoproudofmyslefIknowwhereIknowyoufromsmileface to Ohitsyouguysagainface in like 3 seconds.


We got the train and we got our seat! YAY
I got in trouble for not liking pork chops… what a laff

I had tofu and zucchini for dinner

T’was rather not appetising at all.

At 12 o’clock I had a grape… it was gross… so… I decided to try another one to test whether it was that grape that was gross or all of them, the next grape was also gross. I tried one more… just in case it was a massive coincidence… because that happened a lot to me for some reason… Then I remembered… I don’t like grapes.


So yes, today was fun… and we were stalked by not so rocky horror people.


I have to go to the optometrist today and I have not slept yet… I won’t be able to see anything!

Don’t read this.

So, some idiot, not tlakin about myself for once.


Some idiot got my wet towel from where it was hanging up, and put it on my bed.


Wet towel plus bed equals wet bed.


My bed is wet.


I have a wet bed, I don’t know about you, but I do not enjoy having a wet bed.


As if I didn’t have enough trouble getting to sleep.


So yeah, pretty ghey.




I have pez. Bonbon zitron and bonbon kirsche. I am singing out loud.




Oh! Speaking of towels and such.


There was a baby whitetail in the shower! I’m not really scared of baby whitetails.


But, if there is a baby there has to be a mother somewhere.


So I was kinda freaking out.


Also, turns out baby whitetails can jump, or, fall in a rather horizontal manner.




Apparently whitetails aren’t actually all that venomous, it’s just that, we as a modern people, have low resistance to things like venom due to our pill popping ways.


Turns out, so called healthy people, who like their antibiotics and such, haven’t got an experienced enough immune system to deal with things like whitetail bites.


But, people who lay off the meds, and who aren’t afraid of a cold or two, have a top notch immune system which is all, pfft, spider bite? I eat spider bites like you for breakfast!

I don’t know which column I fit in, I have been sick plenty of times over the years, but, I have also been fairly heavily medicated.


So, I don’t know which way I go.


Well, haha.




I don’t even know if any of that is true, some guy that collects dead bugs for a living told me that. He also told me that honey is pretty much bee vomit. Which put me off honey til I was about 12.


He was a bit weird.




I could be ya faghag and you could be my gay. I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play.
Haha I like this song. And cherry pez. I like cherry full stop.




So, I was sent to bed at 12.


But, I refused to get so angsty about it this time, because, it was rather annoying last night.


I have 2 new albums on my iPod, I already listened to them both though.


And I have some lovely Stephen King books to read if I so desire.




Is that what you want, is that what you desire?

Fox apon fox skipping hand in hand with asylum seekers in MY lawn?

Is that what you desire?!



Russell Howard is well proper.


All Russell’s are, it has been attack of the Russell’s lately.


If your name is Russell, I pretty much love you already.




Oh yes that’s what I was tlaking aboot! I am not going to get as bored tonight, I came slightly prepared, and also, I would not want Jake to be a bit upset at my deadness.




Hahahaha. I was really looking forward to that photo.


Like, I was totally giggleface.


But oh well.


I guess I will see you in makeup one day.


Until then I shall just have to settle with headthings.




It’s quite cold and cherry flavoured in here.




I think I am just going to read for a while, I have run out of things to tlak aboot.


And you totally stopped replying again. Hmm.




Don’t read this.

[one] are you gay?

HOW DID YOU KNOOOOOW?
stalker.
>_<





[two] where is your default picture taken?

What .. like you don’t already know ..
You probably have my social security number right infront of you

AND I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE





[three] what’s your middle name?

Eww .. I wanted to say a really obscure name .. and the first thing that came to mind was “Renesme”







[four] what color do you hate most?

uhm…slime ORANGE .. YEAH .. TAKE THAT DIMITY!





[five] does your crush like you back?

I’m telling you that five zero zero zero zero zero zero zero screaming fans are fucking wrong.




AND yes .. The whole world likes me back.



not as in, MY back. like the hair to rope a carple of sea turtles.

no.


As in

The audience loves me… and I love them.

And they love me for loving them.

And I love them for loving me.

And we love each other.


And that’s because none of us got enough love in our childhood.


And that’s showbiz…

Kid.




[six] what is your current mood?

I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and gay, And I pity Any girl who isn’t me today. I feel charming, Oh, so charming— It’s alarming how charming I feel, And so pretty That I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there: Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing—
Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I’m loved By a pretty wonderful boy! I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty That the city should give me its key. A committee should be organized to honor me.
I feel dizzy I feel sunny, I feel fizzy and funny and fine, And so pretty, Miss America can just resign! See the pretty girl in that mirror there: Who can that attractive girl be? I feel stunning And entrancing— Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I’m loved By a pretty wonderful boy!



or not.




[seven] what color underwear are you wearing?

Is there a less erotic conglomeration of language than flesh. coloured. breifs? ..
you dont feel very se- its the colour of a prosthetic limb!





[eight] what makes you happy?

she likes big lamps ..

hahahahhahahhaa
oh the mirth!

“If I say open sesame, will you let me into your cave?”
“You can have anything you like”
“Have you got all sorts of golden treasures in there av ya? ‘Ere how’dya gonna cope if I get a little monkey in a waste coat involved?”
“That sounds very kinky indeed”
“Will be for the monkey, poor little sod.
”

I’ve got to give you over now to my wife, byeeee!



[nine] look at a picture/poster in your room, who’s on it?

I’m not in my room, I’m not going all the way over there for you Quizman .. you already know everything about me anyhow.





[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I would have gotten tickets!



[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Uhm .. Human?



[twelve] ever had a near death experience?

I was near death .. he was TOTALLY at the airport and I was like .. zomgawsh .. that is TOTALLY DEATH! .. but like .. I was going to miss my plane so I couldnt get an autograph or noffin.





[thirteen] something you do a lot?

Talk to myslef with an English accent. .. I’m heaps cool and stuff,
well proper.






[fifteen] what is your desktop background?

TOTALLY AMAZING!

LIKE .. you are jealous of it and you don’t even know what it IS thats how amazing it is!




[sixteen] what are you wearing?

This just got weird.




[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?

I was crying with laughter just before.. you should have been there.





[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

I ‘AVE!
Jump clap clap, THATS AMAZING





[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?

To have any other super power I wanted at any given time.




[twenty] what’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Oh Hitler you’re ADOOOOOORRRABLE

Its a Kitler

giggleface

uhm .. the fact that they are there to be noticed.


[twenty-one] what do you usually order from Starbucks?

An orange-mocha-frappa-chino!



hahahahahahhaahhahaa



[twenty-three] favourite colour?

Bruce Willis.





[twenty-four] is it sunny or raining?

It’s night time.


Also .. It can rain when it is sunny
the opposite of “sunny” is not “raining” you twat.


so .. I did this part of the quiz last night, I dont want you thinking I moved to another country .. or I have suddenly gone blind without realising it .. no .. its not the day of the triffids.


What the fucks a triffid?


hahahaha oh oh oh … Danna Andrews said prunes, give him the runes .. and passing them used lots of skills, but when worlds collide *CLAP!* said George Pal to his bride, I’m gonna give you some terrible thrills.


[twenty-five] do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?

you know my name, they call me the bamboozerler






[twenty-six] what are you eating or drinking at the moment?

why do these things always assume I am eating or drinking something at the moment?




[twenty-eight] what’s your favourite smell?

not twenty eight.








[twenty-nine] if you could describe your life in one word what would it be?

life.









[thirty] when was the last time you received a hug?

uhm .. whenever camodude was here .. wednesday?






[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?

i ave .. it was all cold and wet







[thirty-two] what/who are you thinking about right now?

the rain.

and how much i want to be at russell brands “gig” tonight and or tomorrow night.




[thirty-three] what should you be doing?

I should be somehow obtaining tickets to his show.





[thirty-four] last thing to make u mad/angry?

Ze Nazi .. and .. his .. Nazi-ness.





[thirty-five] how often are you laughing?

how often am I laughing .. that sounds incorrect to me .. but I am forever in the laughing position.









[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?

I used to like doing homework and stuff outside .. but .. actual manual labour is a big EN OH



[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?

Alex.



then I could be Alex Alex.

fantastic!







[thirty-eight] do you act differently around your crush/significant other?

I act differently around YOUR MUM!





so yes.




[thirty-nine] name one song that reminds you of an ex?

anything by stephanie macintosh hahahaha

oh that was a terrible album.






[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?

I dont cry you freakazoid.





Last thing you and your ex talked about?

uhm .. I dont recall .. probably trains and pink houses or something like that.




Did the last person you kiss have tattoos?

I dont knooow





Have a best friend?
He is a grape.





Are you in a good mood right now?
I ammmm







Last person to text you?

Jakeh.








Who is the last person that called you?

Nikki






Are you available?

It really depends what you want me for.



Am I available for stealing all of your answers .. yes .. yes I am .. call me , call me now.






Has a boy/girl ever called you babe/baby?

yeah .. they have .. Jake and Andrew call me baby occasionally .. and Brooke calls everyone baby.









What are you doing tomorrow?

Apple Dock Scrolling
Buying make-up
Makin blood


ya know, the usual


hahahaha .. the most unbeleiveable thing in there is the buying makeup part.






What are you doing this weekend?
Apple Dock Scrolling
Buying make-up
Makin blood


ya know, the usual


hahahaha .. the most unbeleiveable thing in there is the buying makeup part







Do you hate it when people smoke around you?

uhm .. sometimes .. but .. no not really




Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?

I dont gotz one of those




Will your next kiss be a mistake?

yes, of course. “whoops!” i will say.







Have you ever kissed on a boat?

Have I ever been on a boat?



oh wait, I have been on a boat. haha my bad.






Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

The green day concert hahahahaha naww





What bed did you sleep in last night?

I slept in my bed.






Would you rather have big or small dog?

big dog .. and an even bigger handbag.





Do you mind being cold?

Only when Being Cold’s parents are out of town







Do you trust all of your friends?

No hahahhaa




Is there someone you want to fight?

not really … I dont like getting all .. punched.








Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?

hahaha .. no.








Do you want kids?

Damn you and your panic-ing ways .. now thats all .. in my brain .. and my brain is laughing at me

guess what brain .. you are old TOO!

hhahaa .. that shut him up


why is my brain male all of a sudden?




Do you like to text or call more?

I dont like More .. I never text or call More.







What was the first thing you did this morning?

If you mean littereally .. I was watching Russell Brand videos on youtube first thing this morning.


If you mean .. un-littereally .. I woke up .. and then turned my ipod down.







Last person you talked to before bed last night?

Ze Farja.








When was the last time you flew in a plane?

uhm .. Wow .. ages ago .. like .. 2 years or sommat!





What did the last text message you sent say?

I dont know.

something about my amazing pain meds I think.






When is your next vacation?

Mum and dad are going to East Timor in June or July or something .. YAY






Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?

I have thought about it yes.









Does a kiss make you feel better?

A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend.


A kiss may be grand
But it won’t pay the rental
On your humble flat
Or help you at the automat.



How is a diamond going to help you at the automat? .. you cant put a diamond in there! … and .. even if you could .. you would be mighty foolish to do so, you would get all your change in 20 cent peices!






Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?

I have fainted .. but not gone unconscious or anything







Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?

before.

because it starts out freezing and I am not going to stand in that waiting for it to heat up!







What did you do today?

turned my headphones up really loudly so I couldnt hear what people were saying to me hahahah
amusing








Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?

Yes .. it was heaps weird.







Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?

Oh totez.





What is your favourite thing to do?

I find breathing pretty nifty.





Did you notice the numbering stopped at forty?

I noticed the numbers stopped .. I didnt really give a flying fuck about when they stopped though, sorry. I will try to pay more attention to you quizman.






Have you ever had stitches?

i have .. in my mouth .. like .. 50 million of them.




Have you ever ran over an animal?

I have never ran over anything apart from the bitumen.






Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?

I have .. because they did it on parent trap .. it was rather not so great .. I don’t even like oreos.. but .. someone must have liked it .. because .. unless this was one of those kerazzy ‘where is my ipod’ dreams, im pretty sure they brought out a peanut butter flavoured oreo.

So, I am so so so SO bored! So ducking bored I could cry!

I want to go for a walk, but no I have been sent to bed

I am so awake and restless.


FUCK YOU! Ugh!

Myriglighisolloenenoegloogopinmooreobdualliedoo



I dont think I will be able to last a whole year without losing what little mind I have left.


I want to punch something,

preferably his head…

With a knife.


And a soupbowl.




Ugh.
I am so bored!

I just

ingimmiknen ugh.


Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh th ugh ugh ugh

I want to be tlaking to someone. And I want the ducking retard to stop snoring.




Oh, when we were in Europe he was too pov to get nice accommodation, so we all stayed in the same room at most places, and he snored every night, I basically did not sleep for 3 months, if I was mum I would have suffocated him with his own pillow long ago.




I am so bored. And so ducking pathetic, I am sitting in the dark in my room talking to myslef via a clog on my phone because Ze Nazi said ’ GO TO BED NOW, ITS 12.
30!’ the fuck?

Fuck fuck fuck ugh! I am so bored.


I’m seriously going to cry at the amount of boredom I am feeling.


Haha, the last thing I wrote was all, oh I am generally happy, and then I’m like, I’m going to cry. Well done you freak. I’m not going to cry of sadness, I’m going to cry for something to do. I feel like going out side. But, no, I’m asleep. I have to pretend to be asleep haha, how old are Alex? 19, and still pretending? What a life. By this age, my dads parents had left home, and my mum had left the country, and I have been sent to bed.


I told him that I can’t sleep, and he said that that’s because I sleep in so much.


I wake up at 5.20 everyday.


5.20 is not sleeping in douchefag.


I just stay in bed in hope of falling back asleep, I rarely do.


Also, when I leave my room any earlier than 12 they ask me what’s wrong, why am I awake? And, if I get up before 9 I get told off. Hahahaha that’s ducking ducked up.




Oh, you know what else is ducked up? You do, because you are me, and if you are not, why are you wasting your time wading through this bull shit?

It’s like my angst exploded all over your internetz.




Andyway. When I get a job I have to start paying board.


Incentive much?

Seriously, are you brain dead?

Go get a job so you spend all your time making money that you can then use to pay to live in your own house that you can live in for free if you don’t get the job that I keep nagging you about getting.


No shit you want me to get a job,

you would get an extra 100 dollars a week for nothing.


Oh and ’ don’t think that we will be giving you money or saying for anything once you get a job’ …

Your persuasive techniques are lacking in the persuasive, sir.




So, today. No I did nothing worth writing about today. This is why I cant clog, I get so ducking angry or sad or whatever when I get sent to bed, and I cant concentrate on what I did that day because I just want to punch things or cry or cry while punching things.


Today I was happy. Even when Ze Nazi was yelling, even when they were tlaking aboot how fucking dumb I am. Even when, after failing a maths test today, Sean still has the right to call me stupid, even though if that had been reversed I wouldn’t be leaving my room tomorrow, even though I some how got yelled at for him not doing his work, even after that, I was still having a good day.


But then I got in trouble for not being hungry and then apparently lying because really I just didn’t like the dinner that he slaved over,

yeah, if you call opening a packet and frying something then heating some noodles up ‘slaving’ sure.


The thing is, I ate as much as could. I was full. But, no of course I was lying. That’s who I am, I’m the liar. So, I then got in trouble for not liking the food that I did like, then it just turned into I don’t like anything and how ungrateful I am. I then got yelled at for being scared of chickens, what the fuck.


Ugh.


He is such a fucking fuck.




And I was still all smileface; I think I deserve a medal.




But, it would get taken off me now, I am so so so bored.


Why is there nothing to do in my room?

How does one go about Informing their parentals that they are moving out? Haha, I can’t even tell them when I feel sick, how I am I supposed to tell them that I am leaving.




I kinda always figured I would get kicked out, it was the perfect solution, I would be out and I wouldn’t have to tlak to them for years. And then during the day when no one was home, I’d come over and feed Xena and steal there muesli bars (I really liked muesli bars at this stage, now I find them rather repulsive) and move their furniture around and bug the house to see if they commented on the new locations of their couches..

Either that or I thought I would be unfortunately deceased.


I never really thought about life after school, I never planned on making it to year 12.


I guess that’s why I just … Exist,

I didn’t have any plans or goals, these are just bonus years.


But they’re not,

I’m not some 11 year old, I’m almost 20 and this is my life and I really need to do something with it, but … I don’t know how, I never prepared myself for this Hahahaha. I only ever did things because people told me to, now all I get told is get up, make dinner, do the dishes go to bed.


I mean, I did a lot of things that I wanted to do, hmmm, what I said didn’t really make sense, but hey, this is me and my clog, if you were looking for sense making you came to the wrong clog.




Haha, I heard someone in the hallway, and I dived into bed, hid my phone and iPod under the pillow, threw my glasses off and pretended to be asleep until I heard him snoring again.


Pafuckingtheticface.


I need some new books, and some new fish. And some better music and movies on my iPod.


My eyes hurt.


I’m going to get up early tomorrow and watch teletubbies really loudly just to piss them off.


Hmmm maybe not.


I don’t think it would be worth it.


I really want some cornflakes right now.


I don’t even like cornflakes.


Haha, what?



So, I really want to say something, but, I don’t want Jake to read it, because, well, headjake thinks I’m pathetic haha, but, Jake pretty much advertised the fact that he does read this.


I think he was just bored though, because the bit he quoted was fairly old.


So yeah.


Still, haha, when I read his pm I felt slightly uneasy, even though I didn’t know where it came from at this stage.


Oh, speaking of uneasiness, I felt sick or whatever because we didn’t tlak for 1 day.


What’s going to happen if he goes on the camp and we don’t speak for 4 days?

I know it sounds all melodramic and stuff…

But, seriously, it’s going to be heaps weird.




I still haven’t spoken to Nikki, and I don’t know if she isn’t tlaking to me because she doesn’t want to, because she thinks I don’t want to tlak to her, or because we often go a couple of weeks without tlaking to each other and this just happens to be one of those weeks.


Or some other thing that I have not thought of.


I did tlak to Andrew the other day though, which was slightly odd, he just randomly started a convo. And I don’t know why. He didn’t have anything in particular to tlak aboot. And, it’s not like he has a shortage of randoms to tlak to.


So, I am thoroughly perplexed.




I can’t be bothered typing anymore, my thumb hurts, but, I can’t think of anything else to do. But, I guess I will count sheep or something…

Even though my sheep usually turn into some trippy ducked up thing,

that or they all catch fire after the 28th sheep goes past.


Yes,

I need mental help,

I am aware.




Don’t read this.

So, I was going to go and fill in some much needed detail about my days ..

so that

well .. so they would have detail basically.




And hahaha .. I went to Jakes blog to figure out what happened on which day

And I was looking at his blog for at least half an hour before I realised that I had not really been paying attention to anything I had read, I was really just listening to my music..



So when I am more focused I fully intend to expland the blog.


Because right now it is a TOTAL mess .. and quite emo.


And .. I am generally quite a happy person.


So .. yes.




Also, at 6ish .. Jake chaged his pm to “headthings have a very very flexible take on reality.
”

And I was like .. WHERE have I heard that before?



Then .. at about 9ish .. I was like ..

Hold the phone .. I said that!

Haha thats all for nooowww

Has anyone lied to you lately?

Most likely .. lies for the liars.






Interested in anyone?

There are a lot of interesting people around.







Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Probably Ekaj .. he is basically the only person I have so-called ‘deep’ conversations with.






Will anything exciting happen later on today?

Most likely, its a big world, something exciting is bound to happen later on everyday.






Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

well yes. He is pretty much the greatest grape of all.







Could you cry right now?

If something cry-inducing happened right now, then sure.. I’m not incapable of crying.







Who was your last text from? What did it say?

Twas from Jakehhhh
And it was something aboot headaches needing new bodies ..

unless the stuff about psychotic bus drivers and buildings in incorrect suburbs was a text .. but .. I dont think it was.







Is there anything you wish you could say that you’ve been keeping inside?

Uhmm … well .. yes and no .. I don’t know if I ‘wish I could say it’ .. actually .. I don’t want to say it .. but like .. chutup I’m confusing myslef.







how does your hair look like right now?

LOL






What is todays date?

19/03/09
that




What time did you arrive to the last place you went to?

I just bit the end of a ruler and I have no idea why.






Who was the last person that called you?

Most likely Nikki .. i think.








Are you Irish in any way?

well .. yes.







Did you cry today or yesterday?

no

oh wait .. yes .. i did

gawsh I’m just thsooooooo emo these days





Have you ever kissed anyone 30 or older?

Totally. Thats how I roll.







Have you held hands with somebody in the past week?

Yes.
Jealous?






Has someone ever told you they were in love with you and meant it?

I dont know .. ask them. I’m not a mind reader .. well

not today anyway.







Will you be in a relationship next month?

I cannot predict the future today either ..

my telepathy is totally not working for me at all.







Do you want to work things out with someone?

Well .. I do if the things need to be worked out

but .. I don’t know if they do or not.


I don’t even know if there ARE things.




Has anyone walked out of your life in the past 2 weeks?

Maybe .. I don;t know hahaha






Would you rather cheat or get cheated on?

well .. cheating in uno is fun and makes your brother cry and then you put glittery lipgloss on him while he is sleeping and called him twinkle toes and the milkbar man ends up calling him twinkle toes too and life is swell.


oh memories.






Are you satisfied with your life as of now?

no… I have not cheated in uno for years!






Would you date someone 8 years older than you?

that would make them TWENTY EIGHT!

that is a big EN OH






What were you doing at 4am?

Each day gets more and more like the last day






Where is your biological mother right now?

Oh who knows .. she’s a total space case that one

actually

she’s most likely at work

seeing as thats where she goes everyday.


yes.





Day been rough?

haha no .. but I would like to be asleep right now.







Can you crack your knuckles?

no.



I can pop them though.


my knuckles should be on sytycd






Are you gonna be home alone tonight?

I wishhhhhhh





Are you doing anything tomorrow?

Uhm .. yes .. but I don;t know what.







If you could make you lips bigger, would you?

noo ..

hahaha .. that lip gloss was sooo weird.







ls there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

they usually can just by being them

and then they always can if they are wanting to.







What time did you go to bed last night?

uhm .. like 12:30ish .. but i fell asleep more around 3 or 4.







Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?

hahahaha yes .. and oh look .. they are gone.






Have you ever punched a wall, door, etc?

I have .. I’m just so hardexcore





What are you thinking about right now?

the littereally taste of ink .. its quite not nice .. do not eat ink, kiddies.







Do you get mad easily?

So, here I am, In Japan.






Ever licked someones cheek or forehead?

yes .. yes I have .. naww .. good times hahaha






Are you happy right now?

I would be happier if I have some V and a face to lick it off of hahahahah

nawwwww.







Do you like fruity or minty gum?

mmm Juicy Fruit.


Hahahahahaha

but I like the minty ones more.


OH and those mentos cubes are MENTAL



Is there anyone you cannot go a day without talking to?

Derek hahahaha

The one day we didnt tlak .. I felt sick

naww .. I like the name Derek too.



Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?

I try to .. but sometimes their eyes scare me and I have to look away.





Anything you would change about your life right now?

Only a billion things.







What jewelry are you wearing?

Tongue stud. aaaand .. thats all folks.






Are you tired right now?

I am .. Its really hot in here.. and very sleepy in here ..

I hate it when the room gets sleepy

and why does everything smell like cigarettes?



Who has the exact same phone as you?

A whole lot of unlucky people.





How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?

hahaha .. A LOT .. otherwise people would think I was a complete psycho!






Do you have an older brother?

Andrew told someone I was his sister .. but .. no .. I do not have an older brother that I am aware of.







Do you believe in karma?

I have answered this a billion times

So, I cried for what felt like the first time in ages today,

but then I realised my last clog started with ‘haha, why am I crying’ that was a couple of days ago now though, I really hate typing this on my phone, its just so annoying,

Also, my thoughts change dramatically at night, I should just take a note book with me during the day cause I always have things I want to say and I can never remember how they went, just that they were worth remembering.

So, the fact that I hadn’t written a clog for a few days totally messed with my head,

oh freaky as! The light from my phone is making a reflection of my eye. Hahahaha is amazingly creepy.

Andyway. I couldn’t work out what night it was because I couldn’t remember what I had rambled on about the night before haha.

So. Back to the crying, I think it was weird because it was during the day, and it was real crying. Haha that bulletin started it again and I was basically crying the whole time after that.

Gosh, I’m just the greatest. No one noticed though, so, that’s a definite plus.

I still haven’t spoken to Nikki.

I really really don’t know what to do. It would be good if she read these still, but, she doesn’t, hi Nikki,

Don’t read this.