The Slappee

The box deserves to die.

Hi Jake.


What’s up.


I am really sleepy .. but like … not sleepy

yeah


that

The End..?

Tell me what’s on your mind?
Its been a whole month!

Would you be surprised if one of your good friends confessed their love for you?
no, that happens on a daily basis hahaha


What do you do when you have a bad day?
listen to some tunes .. buy some def lepard t shirts.



Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone?
a billion

Do you say sorry first?
When I am sorry first.



If someone is doing something that upsets you, do you tell them?
Only if I think its worth it. Usually I don’t care .. people don;t upset me all that often


Something you’re happy about?
FAME hahaha yay!


Does anyone completely understand you?
Pretty much .. it’s annoying yet wonderful.



Did you wake up in the middle of the night?
I wasnt even asleep yet.



Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
yeah .. im pretty much a smileface person.


Marriage in your future?
Maybe.
In some parallel universe


Are you afraid of commitment?
uhm .. I dont know .. maybe .. not really though.

But actually yes.. I don;t want to be stuck doing something forever.



Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you’ll get it?
Well .. you have to actually .try and stuff.


Does anyone love you?
Everybody yay!


Did the last person you kissed have tattoos?
I dont knooow


Have you ever been in a perfect relationship?
Nope.



How did you get your last bruise?
I dropped a tree on my arm hahaha .. gosh I’m great.



When is the last time you cried?
uhm .. last week sometime. maybe .. I dont tihnk I have cried this week.



Do you hate anyone?
Yep.



When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Uhm .. I am not so good with time and stuff.



Who was the last person to call you?
The house phone .. while I was home .. what the heck?


Who’s in your profile picture with you?
Just me.
And pictues of wonderful people who I haven’t seen for a whole month!


How many days until your next birthday?
42 million


Are you currently sad about anything?
Slightly. Actually more than slightly .. but .. its a whole lot of things .. that I am slightly sad about .. and when you add them all together I am slightly more than sad.


What color is the shirt you are wearing?
Black and .. whitish grey.


Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure


Will you be in a relationship next month?
I don’t know.



When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
On saturday


Do you prefer babe or baby?
Ehhhh

Are you any good at math?
Golly no.



Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
Yes. My invisable siamese twin.



Do you miss your past?
Some bits and peices.



Do you ever think “What if”?
More like “If” and “Only”


Are you happy with the way things are going?
EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF ROCKY HORORR


What month is your birthday in?
october


If someone were to search your room where would they find the illegal stuff?
Why would I tell you that?


Out of all your friends, which one have your parents liked the most?
Not sure. Jamie, Liz, Nikki, Jake.

haha my parents say hi to nikki even when they arent tlaking to me.



Have you ever made fun of anybody and later became their friend?
yeah .. also .. i become friends with people and then make fun of them.



Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Sure. come over.



Would you go out in public looking like you do right now?
yeah .. odd shoes are fun.

So, I forgot my keys

And I was stuck outside my house at 1.30am,

Eventually I called dad,

I am never going to forget my keys again haha.

This new phonespace layout is nice yet really stupid.

On the one hand, it has a comment back button;

On the other hand, I can only read the first line in every bulletin.

Anyway, tonight was Dan’s birthday celebration.

We all wore suits!

Yay!

Tabo bills, velvet lounge, laser tag, chuong’s jacket =], want another maitai? Mexican pancakes. It’s green right now! Sam. Luan’s talking to me, too many high fives. She has a Tail.

Don’t read this.

So, this is going to be short seeing as I am getting up in 4 hours.

My iPod won’t connect to my computer.

No scrobbles!

Nikki sent of pictures of fennel and giant pancakes.

Dan sent me Dr McNinja.

Dimity and I have caps

And Jake and I are going camping.

I am going to make pancakes.

Don’t read this.

you’ve got your gun to my head?
What kind of drunk are you?
awesome .. but hey .. I’m an awesome EVERYTHING

you usually cant even tell that i am drunk .. unless you pay attention to what i am saying .. even then its hard to tell ..

but ..I know I’m drunk when my teeth go numb …
=]

Is there someone you want right now?
I dont WANT them .. but .. I want to spend time with them sure.


Name three moods you are feeling?
awake bored restless.


Where will your next vacation be?
ADELAIDE!

The weirdest place you have made out?
uhm .. I dont make out in weird places .. just with weird people hahaha

Does your profile song go with your emotions?
uhm .. no .. I dont st-st-st-stutter.


How many girls/boys have you honestly liked?
I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY

Do you have any “friends with benefits”?
haha no

Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
its not 3:02 yet.


Have you ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit?
-_- yes ugh

Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
yeah .. I’m pro

How was last week?
I don’t remember hahahahaha
the weekends were both quite enjoyable.


Have you kissed anyone whose initials start with W?
I don’t think I know anyone whose name starts with W

Have you kissed someone out of revenge?
uhm .. no?

Did anything happen last week that made you upset?
most likely .. I’m pretty emo

Is there someone you will never forget?
well .. If I was on neighbours I would get amnesia .. but .. other then that .. yeah there are people who i will not forget.


Is it hard for you to get over someone?
im clingy
LOL

Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
yup.
eyebrowraisedface

Do you get along with girls?
fo sho

What was the last thing you were disappointed in?
I missed the start of sytycd hahaha

Tell me about your life right now?
that was not a question, yet you insisted on put that questionable mark at the end of it.. therefor i refuse to make a comment.


How many texts are in your inbox?
42 million

Are your parents over the age of 40?
they are 50

Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
not that I am aware of.


What is your favorite color shirt to wear?
black .. like my soul

Are you happy with your life?
it goes alright.


Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
why is this such a popular question?

Do you like hugs?
sometimes

Are you a loud person?
depends who i am with

Are you ready to get out of this town?
is stablands a town?

When was the last time you went shopping?
uhm .. last week?

Are you wearing any jewelery?
tongue stud?

Have you ever been on the television?
a few times .. im cool

Do you live near your best friends?
uhm .. near enough .. but .. not that near

Are you scared of bugs?
only when they are touching me

Do you read?
no .. im psychic and i just ‘SEE’ the questions

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
no .. they sleep in the closet.


What are you doing tomorrow?
taco bills! and suits! and lemons? haha no lemons.

AND PANCAKES!

How old do you want to be when you have kids?
42 million

Do you have any tattoos?
certainly not!

hahaha awww .. its a month tomorrow .. SADFACE

Where would you like to live?
in a yellow submarine

Are you a fast typer?
not really no.


Are you listening to music right now?
yes .. yes I am .. but you already knew that didnt you Mr quizman .. you creepy stalker you.


Have you ever had anyone sing to you?
I WANT THEM TO COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
I do!

Do you sleep with one leg out from under the cover?
i DO!

Do you like to hold or be held?
smeh

Do you want a small or big wedding?
youre so gay and you dont even like .. penis!

what was the question?

Have you ever churned butter?
oh .. at horseshoe bend farm in primary school we did something like that ..

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
wax.


If you found out you couldn’t have kids, would you adopt?
if I also found out that I wanted kids then sure.


What woke you up this morning?
birds at 5am should be illegal

AND THEN DIGGING MACHINES IN THE BACKYARD AT 7?!?

Where are you?
the cave.


How was your weekend?
twas rather good.


When was the last time you cried?
sometime during the week.


Ever thrown up in public?
yes .. oh what a loverly year that was hahaha.


Would you take a bullet for anyone?
for a walk?

What kind of house would you like?
flying death monkey proof.


What do you want to be when you grow up?
Peter pan

Who is your number 1 on your top friends list?
Jakehh

Are you good friends with this person?
no .. I hate him. So I put him there, so everyone could see how much I hate him.


How often do you log in to myspace?
everyday hahaha

Do you like candy necklaces?
yes nawww .. memories hahahaha .. awww

What was the last thing you drank?
water

Who do you miss?
a few people.


What are you doing this weekend?
having billions of people at my house >_<

What’s your favorite kind of soda?
SPRITE =]

How many times have you eaten sushi?
I don’t keep count

What do you want to do right now?
break free
naww … drag QUEEN .. hahaha I’m hilarious

What time is it now?
2:10

Do you think anyone will repost this?
uhm .. maybe Hooly .. then all of her friends will feel compelled to do it .. and my mission will be complete ..

I forgot to add Jack .. you add Jack and then I will add Jack.


What are you wearing?
clothes.


Do you have a bad habit?
I think so

Do you have any credit cards?
hahahahahaha no

Do you have any bills?
noo

One wish you have?
more wishes =]

So, today was Hooly’s birthday party.

And we booked our FAME tickets.

And we are going to see wicked and billy elliot and avenue q.

Oh we also need to figure out when to see jersey boys.

Hahaha we didnt even pick a daily pancake song,

we just sat around singing green day and blink songs.

And the whole time we were out,

dad and glen got ONE pole up.

I’m three.

And thats a magic number.

Immemornini sweet reader,

Don’t read this.

So, today we had no milk.

I was unaware of this lack of milk.

I made my coffee… and it smelled all… nice and goood and nice =]

And I opened the fridge

And there… was no milk.

I can’t drink black coffee with sugar in it… its just wrong.

SOOOO… long story short, long story short when I woke up haha no.

I had no coffee.

So I was a complete SPAZZ!

Hahahaha…

Sean was in the lounge reading harry potter… you have to say it in that voice… doo it!

Yes… and I sat in the lounge… on the floor… in front of him… and just stared at him like it was story time in the big blue house… do they have story time… whatever!

And he was like ” … WHHHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!”

And I was like… “Nothing sidewayssmileface”

Sean: GO AWAY!

Meee: Where will I go?!

Sean: Go to the kitchen!

Meee: I don’t like the kitchen… its all… kitcheny

Sean: WHY ARE YOU IN HERE!?

Meee: It’s the lounge… I am lounging.

Then he kicked me… and said MOVE!

So I did… I moved to the couch next to him… and I leaned over… and I rested my face in my hand… and I started tapping my fingers on my cheek .. And I said “Whatchadooooin?!”

And I swear his head was going to EXPLODE!

Hahahahahahahahhaa

THEN we had milk! Yay!

So I had my coffee

But I was already a total spazzface

So the caffeine just made me MORETOTALSPAZZFACE

.. I ended up walking abound the house singing Dresden Dolls songs with a sock on my head and shouting CORN IS NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR!

My family has learned to just accept that I am a lost cause… and no one asked… until, when we were leaving the house… and I had forgotten that I had a sock on my head… and I walked out to the car .. With the headsock…

Dad HAD to ask

“Why do you have a sock on your head Alex?”

“I’m lonestarrunner!”

Then I kinda shook my head and the sock flew off and I GOT IT IN THE CLOSE BASKET!

And then I was like “AND THE CROWD GOES WILD WOOOO!”

It was just blended mango and gelati at this stage, I tasted it, and it was off. So, so gross. Therefore Dimity and I are scientists.

Apart from that not much happened today, although Jake and I had loverly text convos about his psycho English teacher and about the queen coming out of the salad and the closet. LOL SALAD? Palace*

and phantoms with funny hats.

We are awesome

we also tlaked about the weather earlier on… IT WAS RAINING! =]

I woke up to the sound of rain. It was great.

It’s amazing how good a mood I was in this morning. If only it had have rained last night haha.

Don’t read this.

So, today.

The end.























I’m singing out loud again. I should stop doing that.

Just before I was about to go to bed dad told me to throw something in the outside bin.
So I did, and I turned around and the dog was sitting in the family room.
So I had to send her out again.
I swear she has selective hearing.

In the end I had to go outside and get her ball and pretend I was going to play.
Then as soon as she was outside I ran back in and closed the door, she looked very confused for about 2 seconds, then she looked back at me with a youusedtobecoolmanface, it was hilarious.

Before that, when dad was like its time to go to bed you sleep too much. You make no sense crazy man.

Anyway. I disconnected my iPod and closed iTunes (why is iPod automatically in dictionary, with the capital P and everything, but I had to type in iTunes manually like a sucker? Expland that Mr. Weatherman!), waited for my iPod to say it was disconnected. But it never did. Infact it did the opposite of disconnect. The computer informed me that it was going to check my iPod for scrobbles. I was like fine you do that then, and it did, didn’t find anything, so, I disconnected my iPod and closed iTunes, waited for my iPod to say it was disconnected. But it never did. Infact it did the opposite of disconnect. The computer informed me that it was going to check my iPod for scrobbles. That’s right! Twice! But wait theses more! It tried again! Oh, iTunes, you so kerazzy.

Before that dad and glen were arguing for like 5 hours. I thought dad was going to hit him a few times. Oh that would have been amusing. I don’t think I have ever seen him hit anyone else. How odd.

Anyway, the only time they weren’t arguing was when dad took Sean to drama! I had the house to myslef for 30 minutes! It was soooo great!

Except, I made the beginnings of a mango drink,

So, last night was amusing eyy. I was really craving all the addictive things that were not available to me at that point in time. Well, 2 of them were, but, I didn’t want to, even though I really did. If I wasn’t so convinced that my neighbours could see into my room I probably would have. So, paranoia comes in handy sometimes. Haha, the one I would regret most, infact the only one I would regret, and I would have regretted it heaps, the one I would regret most is the one that’s most available. Haha, I sound like such a druggie. These are all over the counter addictions. One or two of them are … Questionable. But whatever. I’m all good now, Caffeine, is there anything you can’t do? Don’t read this.

I’ll stay with you till my seas are dried up.


Have you ever smoked Marlboro cigarrettes?
haha maybe

I dont know



Did you ever meet someone from a local news station?
uhm .. I met the SBS lady once ..

AND .. I met the local news station people in Italy.

They werent local here .. but .. they were local there.


Besides your house, where did you sleep last?
Liz’s couch.


Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
I wear underwear everyday … and people see me while I am wearing it

Is it awkward when you run into your family?
hahahahaha
Headthing; My family all standing in a bunch
me standing a few metres away .. yelling “CHARGE!”
bahahahahahaha

I guess that would be slightly awkward, yes.


What are you looking forward to?
tomorrow.


Who are the third and eighteenth texts in your phone from?
uhm .. probably jake .. but ceebz checking.


What are you listening to?
it just stopped .. oh .. now i am listening to wild and untamed thing .. rock .. its so bad
I am reading through this before I post it .. and I have NO idea why I wrote ‘rock’ ..

Ditched school to do something more fun?
hahahahahahaha .. try .. all last year!

What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
I’m a space invader.


Opposite sex on your mind?
now there is.


What are you currently doing?
this .. hahahaha .. why did i DO that?
it already said “this” .. and i highlighted it, deleted it .. and replaced it with “this”

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
well .. yes .. I told YOU .. way to forget .. SADFACE

What’s the last thing you ate?
uhm .. what did we have for dinner?

oh .. corn

hahahahahahaha
Holla grlfrndz.
It’s Corn and Corn Alone Day!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you
bifflez foh .. life .. that doesnt rhyme!

but .. bifflez foh lifflez .. is just ghey

how fitting.


Who was the last person that you called?
peter peter pumkin eater

…

he doesnt really eat that much pumkin.


Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
uhm .. almost anyone would be better then the people yelling behind me about pagolas

What are you doing tonight?
NOTHING .. draman’t is so .. weird ..

hahaha i had dreams about drama last night .. was heaps weird.


When is the last time you took a nap?
like … when I was 3 or something

Who was the last person you sent a Myspace comment to?
Dimity. .. We dont eat questionable foods.
NEVER

What do you want most right now?
Lipton Ice Tea .. DAMN ADVERTISING!

Have you kissed someone in the past week?
nah

What do you carry with you at all times?
my left ear


What’s the biggest argument you’ve ever gotten into recently?
you win.


Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
uhm .. depends who else is around .. and who i am tlaking to.


How many texts are in your inbox?
a few?

What did you do this past Saturday?
went to the city, found meeting room one, and the purple room, and the coke place, and then BAM we were back where we started in like two seconds .. AND THEN BEFORE THAT WE WERE AT MELB CENTRAL! .. KERAZZY!

and then we created the world famous Lemime, and then I went swimming in my pajamas til 4am and slept in my clothes

Anything sore on your body?
my headphones are sitting on my glasses awkwardly and that slightly hurts

Have you ever drove someone else’s car?
Well .. I don’t own a car .. so I am forced to drive other peoples cars… buy me an automobile.


Do you wear glasses?
all over my face.


Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
drewbee

Describe your current shirt?
I already did. The brown one is still brown.


Are you wearing pants?
THIS IS LIKE THE OTHER QUIZ WITH A DIFFERENT START!

It’s pretty deceptive eyy.


Do you want to get married and have kids one day?
oh .. apparently I’m have a gay wedding with Jake.


What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
uhm .. I dont know .. probably sitting here doing quizzes cause I have no life =D

Do you live with both of your parents?
I do .. THAT’S AMAZING

Do you think too much or too little?
too much or too little what?

What happened at 10:00 am today?
uhm .. it wasnt raining

What was the last text message you recieved?
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”


What was the highlight of this week?
This week was pretty stupid .. probably the rain this moring

or the queen.


What was the last reason you went to the Doctor for?
The Doctor .. hee hee

What are you listening to?
making out No Doubt.


hahaha I said that like SO GANGSTAHH in my head.


Do you want someone back in your life?
sure.


Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant?
hahahahahahahahahaha

What would hurt more: seeing your best friend make out with your ex or finding out that your ex never liked you?
well .. nether would hurt .. but .. the first one would kinda gross me out a little hahahahahahaha.

Jake, don’t do it.


Are you happy?
somewhat

Do you drink alcohol?
hahahahaha last night oh .. hahaha i was just .. nevermind
i do .. but not regualrly

How did you wake up to this morning?
it was raining SMILEFACE

Do you live near your best friend(s)?
I live in Stablands ..
He lives in Herpeside ..

Do you drink bottled water?
Sometimes. Mosh pits and the like.


What’s something you wish you could understand better?
Why ads for drinks make me really thirsty .. but adds for food dont make me hungy at all

Are you a good guesser?
I’m GREAT .. its AMAZING! .. I have skillz bro.


Do you listen to the radio?
in the car .. and sometimes at night on my phone.


What’s your favorite fruity scent?
orangen’t

Name three things in the world you dislike:
oranges
the fact that orange enrolled in my course
Ze Nazi.



Do you hold grudges?
oh … you have NO idea evilclownsmileforsomereasonface.

So, there were obviously cars in the other lane ..

and .. she didnt put her indicator on ..

how are people supposed to know to let her in ..

when she is sitting in a row of parked cars without the indicator on?! ..

UGH we FINALLY got into the other lane..

we got to the turn off for the station car park ..

and she kept going ..

accross the tracks ..

we were on the other side ..

and THEN she said “OH I’M ON THE WRONG SIDE!”

hahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

then I was like .. its fine its the same distance anyway ..

and she was like NO I HAVE TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE ..

so .. it felt like i was convinsing her for like 5 minutes ..

but i finally got out of the car ..

crossed the tracks ..

and my train was coming in 1 minute!

I have no idea how that works ..

but it did ..

Am I a hero? ..

I can’t say ..

but yes.

OK for real now,

saturday was Valentines day with an N

and I went to the city with Jake! YAY!

I was all scared that I was going to my miss my train ..

and then Jake would be sadfacer ..

because my train was supposed to leave at like .. 11:35 ..

and it was 11:30 ..

and mum was still not ready to leave! ..

and so i was freaking out ..

We FINALLY LEFT and we were driving down main road ..

and all of a sudden the car in front of us just stopped ..

and parked ..

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! ..

and then the people got out ..

it was some asian festival at the highschool .

hahah there was a lollypop man ..

and i thought it was somehow friday or something ..

ANYWAY,

yeah .. there were all these cars parked in the middle of the road ..

cause .. its stablands .. no body cares about .. you know .. rules .. or .. the law ..

So yes, instead of being normal and going around the car, she stayed in the lane ..

 behind the parked car ..

and waited ..

I don;t know what she was waiting for ..

the people had left, the car was not going to drive itslef away..

So I was like .. why don’t you go around? ..

and she said ..

“Oh! thats a good idea”

.. facepalmface!

So, the plan was to go around

thats all that fits

hahahahahahahahahaha

and i did it again!

oh .. I cant hit enter otherwise it will make it a new post .. damnit!

agh i hit enter again!

ok, So, last saturday .. which was a week ago now .. hahaha I suck at this.