January 2009
Bulletins are messages that are sent to all your...
Is there someone you’d wait forever for? well .. I’m pretty sure I would die before forever came along .. unless i throw away my phone Do you ignore people when you’re mad/upset with them? uhm … I dont have emotions … except for smileface and giggleface and co .. so .. no What do you bite more,your tongue, lip, or cheek? hrmm .. my lip or my cheek .. its pretty...
So,
Xelaaaggghh: This song starts with
"whatever happened to fa.. ir dealing.
this whole, postendoftheworldthingface is hella confusing.
Hekajh: Hahah AWWW! You're so pathetic.
“Sleepless In Stablands
The start of wig in a box remindes me of james blunt.
...”
– Ramblings of the awake.
“Sleepless In Stablands”
So, You know how you do that thing..
Where, you...”
– Ramblings of the awake.
Why are the veronicas in my head?
One: Would you date your number one? oh yeah. if his bf wasnt in the way BAHAHAHA Two: Where was your default picture taken? in my room three: what is you middle name? Louise Four: What is your favorite colour? GRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN Five: Does the person you like like you back? no body likes me .. so yes Six: Whens your birthday? 19-80-93 Seven: Are you mad...
I'M MELTING, I'M MELTINGGGGGG
how are you? meltyface who was the last person you hugged? camodude .. nawwww look to your left, what do you see? the door. hahaha .. and then a step to the right. where do you like to be the most? not here .. its like the dark ages! whats your fave film? I cannot choose. what does the last person you commented on myspace mean to you? hrmm .. that would be dimity. I like how she talks haha, and...
“A night filled with laughs, tantrums, tongues, hugs, Paul Capsis, iOta, Lisam...”
– As concatenated by- Jack
The One Where I Try To Make Up For All The Lack Of...
So,
I can’t write blogs while people are watching
Especially when Ze Nazi is here, so I used to do it after he went to bed
But now I am a 12 year old and Sean dobbed on me
And so I have to go to bed at midnightish
This means I never write in here
And I am so disappointed in myslef because of that
But you’re a girl HA my dad isn’t here
So I can blog again!
Hazzar!
I couldn’t think...
The One With The Cats
So, today was massivly bipolar.
I was happy and ecsatic for .. well .. most of the day ..
but at the same time I was kinda sadface.
But the smile was winning most of the time.
Oh but .. its not winning right now.
I just died for like .. the 50th time today.
I hate my retarded slef.
BUT today was good. Gosh .. chutup it was great.
I laughed so much.
Jakes dreams make me laugh.
My dreams...
The One With The Ladder, The Can-Opener And One...
So, I think the fact that I have had to walk under a ladder to get in and out of my bedroom for the past week has caused me to be quite unlucky.
You see, I, for some retarded reason, keep forgetting it is there. So, for approximately 3 days, instead of walking under said ladder, I have been walking into said ladder.
Said ladder hurts.
Said ladder hurts a lot.
Also, I am not going to say...
The One With The Parchment
So, I am going on a thirst strike.
Everytime I leave the computer to get a drink someone, in other words, dad, theives the computer and watches 20 minute gardening videos.
Then he falls asleep during them and tells me off when I wake him up
All I said was “OH NO .. YOU ARE MISSING THE BIT WHERE HE PLANTS THE TOMATOES!”
Also, the other thing that happens when I become parched, he...
Xelaaaggghh: Tell your mum i say hi.
Xelaaaggghh: hahahahahahaha
Assdrew: oh defs defs
Xelaaaggghh: I think you should wink when you say it too
Assdrew: oh defs
Assdrew: she refers to you as
Assdrew: "that lesbian whore"
The One With The Face
So, I am a bad friend.
I am a shitty friend.
I am the shittiest friend who ever lived.
All my friends should just replace me again.
I mean, I would most likely have a mid-life crisis, but at least I would know that all the important people have friends that can make them smile and happy and joy …and joyness.
And hey, I can deal with a sports car and a new condo.
I have no idea how to...
Its a melodramatic helicopter.
Seven Ate Nine … And then Seven ate 12, 13 and 14 1.Real name: Xela with 2 enns and 2 ells 2.Nickname: AxelfishSnozBittermanGooseJeanieLollipopAlexisLexiSlappsAreksh-aNashetcface 3.Status: Humanoid 4.Zodiac sign: Scaley 5.Male or Female: Undecided 6.Elementary: my dear Watson 7.High school: musical three 8.College: ,Your mom goes to 10.Hair color: just like a chocolate milkshake, only with...
The Other White Meat
So, the reason I wanted to do the whole blog thing
well
the reason I wanted to start again with the whole blog thing, was to post all my retarded myspesss bulletins so they wouldnt get deleted.
Cause I am retarded
and seeing as you are reading this
which you almost surly are not
you must be retarded too
So, I will have the daily thing
and I will have bulletins
and probably some other...
The One With The Phone Call
So, I’m sitting on the floor in my room, reading, some pompous art zine so I can be all
“Oh, yeah! I can draw!” when the phone rings.
I get up
And
Fuck, my legs are numb!
Like, all the way to my knees numb.
Because I have been sitting like a retard for over an hour now.
It’s OK, I’m allowed to say retard because I am one.
Anyway.
I get up and just float there...
December 2008
The one with the Englanders
So, I have had 2 hours sleep since I last wrote anything in here.
I am actually coping quite splendidly considering.
I felt more awake this morning than I have all week.
I was quite animated.
The Englanders left today.
Which, was obviously sad and stuff.
What is the point of lying in here?
I am the only person who reads this.
I am quite happy that they are gone.
I dont think I could have...
“Oh, it shows you how many people visit each day and where they got your page...”
– As concatenated by-
Jakehh
Does this mean you know where I live?
The Future Freaks Me Out
So, I like to start things with “So,” recently.
Also, right now it is 4:59am on the 1st of Januray 2009.
I am not really liking it.
I am so scared that everything will suck.
The things I love will change, the things I hate will not change, the things I dont notice will stay unnoticed.
I have to be “an adult” this year, which, really sucks also.
I need to come up with...
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