June 2012
How to know you're life is really boring:
justsupergood:
You’re finding things Alex says funny.
justsupergood:
theslappee replied to your post: theslappee replied to your photo: Things are…
Oh, you joker you. Always joking with the jokes.
Hhaah;ahdsfashdf hahahhaha omg
justsupergood:
theslappee replied to your photo: Things are pretty good (Taken with instagram)
Dear Kinky Jason, I miss you. Love, Old Lady .. Fag.
Dear alex,
I totally don’t miss you at all. You’re so boring and old.
Regards,
Jason
Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
what's the definition of trust?
voluptuousrandy:
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
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I spent too much time surrounded by people.
Now alone feels lonely again.
I was just woken from the most frustrating dream.
I want to punch all of the things.
And then I want to punch Ze Nazi a couple more times.
And then all of the things again.
May 2012
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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I cannot go through that again.
More importantly, I cannot watch you go through that again.
abuserr:
dekutree:
lampsarepeople2:
idiotblogger:
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
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I was just reminded of someones existence. Apparently we’re Facebook friends.
In high school I was openly not invited to their birthday party because I was too crazy.
There was a cute, trenchcoat clad boy sitting next to me on the train. Then he got his Mac out and started playing kings of Leon and David Guerttogatba.
There is a douchbag sitting next to me on the train.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms.
