The Slappee

still not there.
I’m in Beaufort, it is hot, but pretty. My everything hurts. Driving takes forever when you’re not with the right people

When she called she didn’t specify that we needed a van to move people, rather than stuff, she also didn’t say we needed to take it out of Melbourne, and she also didn’t say I was under 25 and on my P’s, she also didn’t say we needed an auto rather than a manual.
They don’t have a van for us.

“I’m pretty sure you turn right at the next major intersection”
‘I have the melways, I know where we’re going, and no, we take the next right.’

I can’t talk out loud, with your foot tapping and your eyes doing that thing that you are probably completely unaware of. Plus, you always read my feelings, they don’t get voices. I sound insane, I wonder why, perhaps she’ll die. Anywaay, the point is, there will be no doors or walls, although the headthing of sending secret notes to each other was quite enjoyable. But no, not enjoyable enough to warrant a wall of any kind. Don’t think you’re a place holder. You’re not. I love you, and I’ll always love you, completely, I might just always leave the room at meal times hahaha I just thought about that but in the headthing you were singing it at me, but it won’t be like that. I’ll put the Vegemite down, you fucker. Well, I wont put it down, like a dog, god there are too many accidental metaphors at half four oh hundred.
Chutup, I love you, that’s all there is, there isn’t anymore.

The look you get on your face when I complain about her amuses me immensely.

Oh, letting other people plan things leaves you with no mode of transportation and no where to sleep, and no food, just alcohol and drug money.
Fantastic.

The girl who can’t commit to anyone is in an exclusive relationship after seeing him for less than a month. And you know its serious because they made it “Facebook official”

Fuck everything.

I live on a fucking couch. I’m not iOTA. What the fuck?

99 empty bottles on the wall.

today my feelings taste like potato salad and beer

I thought you would miss me by now .

I get to watch them slow dance to songs I love.

It’s better than nothing

How am I supposed to get comfortable if I can’t even fit the pillows on the couch?
Where are my limbs supposed to go?